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Remember how well that stunt worked out for Gov. Dukakis?

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My favorite joke: "Donald Trump owns the Miss USA pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for vice president."

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Only if his spouse thinks its ok.

(Same as my position on Terry Shiavo.)

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If history teaches us anything, it's that Christians LOVE Africans.

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Firing federal workers creates jobs because of Jesus and 9/11.

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Downfister Dimbulb is active early on a Saturday. Dumbfuck really has no life, eh?

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GOP fuckwads think the majority approves of this shit. The're setting themselves up for an electoral holocaust in 2012 (which is a good thing, as holocausts go.)

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I know, right? I cried less at my father's funeral. It looks like her brother is doing a face-palm though

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"The Lord hath given thou a brain which apparently never developed." Does that mean it's OK to abort Santorum, like, now?

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Fascist America-Hating troll is busy today.

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"I miss that sucker."

Probably because you're not as accurate a pistolaro as he is. I can promise...he won't miss you.

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Santorum's going to be really embarrassed when Jesus comes back and informs him that life begins after the 20th week of pregnancy when brain activity begins.

"The Lord hath given thou a brain which apparently never developed," the Lord will say.

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Is it 'cause The Donald is getting all the attention? Repubes seem to be in a "can you top this?" crazy talk contest.

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We have nobody in Washington that sits back and says you’re not going to stop that fucking fetus from being born.

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The people they execute on Death Row come from historically places where there are lots of minorities. So it all evens out.

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90% of all Planned Parenthood activities involve killing minorities, and that is not intended to be a factual statement.

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