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102415's avatar

Unfortunately, these people are so totally stupid that they will indeed vote for Santorum after all they are teabaggers. They will not vote for Obama and his death panels though.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Is "border collie" some kind of slang term the bois are using now?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

If Santorum (somehow) wins, I'm hiding at the Winchester.

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fuflans's avatar

i really really fear this.

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fuflans's avatar

hahahahaha dan savage has a job rick and you don't!!

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schmannity's avatar

If only he could drop his opposition to man on dog sex, there would be a lot less surviving spouse payouts.

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chascates's avatar

At 57 years old I don't mind working longer. I JUST CAN'T GET A FUCKING JOB IN THIS ECONOMY AND BECAUSE OF MY AGE!

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Mahousu's avatar

Santorum is currently 53 and hasn't really had a job since he lost the 2006 election. Who said you could retire at 49, Santorum?

Oh, the people of Pennsylvania did. Well, why don't you listen to them?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Even better...don't even let them stop working when they're dead! You heard it here first: zombie labor force.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Ha ha...silly Rick Santorum thinks there's enough jobs to go around for old people to even have places to keep working at. Fucking dumbass.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It is not that 62 is too old to work. It is just that they don't want to. Frothy Rick should keep in mind that there are a lot of olds out there and they love to vote because they're not working and bored.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Rick sucks at the teat of his wealthy supporters for a living. Nice job if you can get it.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Santorum is runny.

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