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I'd just read an article and a Pandagon post on RS about it, so it wasn't exactly legwork.

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That boy has given up even trying to make sense.

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Austin where the men are men and the littyle boys are scared I have found that most little boys are afeared to shower around anything that has anything to do with the christians exspecially when they might just be some robes involved for them little fellows to hide behind and we all know you got to have a robe when you shower

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Oh good, no more than four years left of putting up with the fucker.

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Really makes you wonder how he fit that stick up there, doesn't it?

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<blockquote> the powers that be were too cheap to keep infrastructures intact</blockquote>

Hmm, that sounds familiar.

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I must be going to the wrong Y. All I see is flab and bald pates. Pretty hetero, though.

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Rampant dickheadery!

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I've seen less obvious cases of projection at my nearest IMAX.

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The gym teacher?

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Meh...plot's too torturous, not that there's anything wrong with torture.

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Has anyone gotten Fetus-Jar Bush's opinion on this?

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<blockquote>What the FUCKING FUCK IN ALL OF FUCKTOWN are you talking about, Rick?</blockquote>

Me me me me! I know this one.

Turns out during the "let's fuck over all the women of Texas, for freedum!" debate, there was a group of students rallying in favor of fucking over all the women of Texas, who would not fuck this group of students with Rick's dick. The group was concerned about personal hygiene while camping out at the State House, and made arrangements with the nearby YMCA, who allowed it on condition that they abide by the generally applicable Y policy of "don't talk politics".

<em>Of course</em>, being "young conservatives", they simply did not care to abide by this policy (perhaps largely because they're not capable of realizing what they're doing when they're talking politics because they're convinced they're merely obeying direct instructions from invisible sky dude). Of course some people were not happy about being proselytized at in a public shower and complained. Of course the Y then told the group they were no longer welcome. Of course they're monstrously butthurt about this, because rules only apply to <em>those people</em>.

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No, he's right. I won't step foot near a YMCA for fear that they will force an abortion on me.

And I don't even <em>want</em> to know where they will insert the ultrasound wand...

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Isn't that where all young, athletic, dreamy, definitely heterosexual men go to shower?

Or is it just Rick?

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