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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I know - have you seen what a gym membership costs these days?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

But that's not Real Christianity (TM), so it doesn't count/doesn't "really" exist/is the work of SATAN!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

for the average guy and his magic candle, when he's not able to find any Xtians to get pregnant he just wax off

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

recycling

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This is one man that keeps living up to his name.

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The Quirk's avatar

Out, out brief candle!

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bobbert's avatar

Well, <i>partly</i> #2.

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diogenez's avatar

So, if Hobby Lobby were owned by Jehovah's Witnesses, they would also refuse their employees blood transfusions?

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

They're braces, but that ruins the joke.

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PsycWench's avatar

I may start a religion for which a main tenet is shooting wingnuts with rock salt. I'm sure Santorum will support my exercise of this tenet. After all, my rights wouldn't end when I left my <strike>livingroom </strike> church.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

More like a bishop.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

So, I haz a confuse... as a modern day (probably slut) laydee, if I want to take a pill so as not to have (probably welfare-dependent) babeeze, that somehow injures the sensitivities of poor li'l Ricky Scrotorum? Well ok, now I can see how that's much more important than my needs.

To borrow a phrase from Cali, /FFS!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Business owner imposing those rules is OK with me as long as they are paying their employees in prayers. But if they're using money, they have to shut the fuck up.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...the idea that the First Amendment stops after you walk out of church..."</i>

He continued, "I mean if, for example, you decided to <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/535411\/michigan-pastor-was-only-praying-for-lady-who-he-watched-doing-sex" target="_blank">practice your religion atop a ladder outside your neighbor's bedroom window</a> ... that, that would be protected by the First Amendment. And if you took pictures like these" <i>(looks at phone)</i> for personal use, that would definitely be O ... Oh ... Oh my GOD! Um, OK."

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