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Pepto Bismol usually helps.

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I had one of those for a while, a long time back. I admit it, I was seduced by those gold-plated humbuckers she flaunted at me. Oh, the loves that come and go...

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This pervert again.

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They only screw the masses, the way Jeebus intended.

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Is she a 1929 Porter?

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Not going to comment on this guy's perversions but "told you so!" people shouldn't be allowed to make up rules for the rest of us. Especially when they aren't even right when they say "told ya so!"

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Them asses? The masses? What difference does a space make?

~ corporations

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Hot Russian girls want you!

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I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS. DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU!!! ;)

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Pretty sure Utah's statehood was predicated on giving up polygamy. So there is that tiny legal precedent, if it means anything. As for dogs and ottomans…no opposable thumb to sign documents and difficulty consenting.

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So you are claiming he has not had sex with any of his children? I agree that he probably hasn't, but I've never heard him say so specifically....

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Rick, adding a whole new dimension to "... and the horse you road in on."

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Please remember to type "santorum" into your favourite search engine and click on the link saying what that substance is

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He pointedly did not bring up man-on-liver sodomy, because there has already been a longstanding Complaint about it.

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Too late, actually.

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No, she never handled baggage.

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