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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I had one of those for a while, a long time back. I admit it, I was seduced by those gold-plated humbuckers she flaunted at me. Oh, the loves that come and go...

Boscoe's avatar

They only screw the masses, the way Jeebus intended.

Rick Hill's avatar

Not going to comment on this guy's perversions but "told you so!" people shouldn't be allowed to make up rules for the rest of us. Especially when they aren't even right when they say "told ya so!"

chicken thief's avatar

Them asses? The masses? What difference does a space make?

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Mhael's avatar

I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS. DAMN YOUUUUUUUUU!!! ;)

mary's avatar

Pretty sure Utah's statehood was predicated on giving up polygamy. So there is that tiny legal precedent, if it means anything. As for dogs and ottomans…no opposable thumb to sign documents and difficulty consenting.

chicken thief's avatar

So you are claiming he has not had sex with any of his children? I agree that he probably hasn't, but I've never heard him say so specifically....

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Rick, adding a whole new dimension to "... and the horse you road in on."

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

He pointedly did not bring up man-on-liver sodomy, because there has already been a longstanding Complaint about it.

schmannity's avatar

No, she never handled baggage.