Just a few weeks ago, we were very excited to hear that the frothy mix of a man known as Rick Santorum was thinking of lubing up and sliding right into the 2016 Republican primaries, so that he could lose again, because his only known skill is losing. (He's VERY good at it.) And now that day has come! Rick Santorum announced his candidacy for US American President Wednesday in Cabot, Pennsylvania, a state that fired his ass from being senator, by double digits. You are probably wondering what lovely things will be on his campaign platform. Will it be the thing about how
I would love to go about reminding everyone that Eliot Ness and the Untouchables worked for the treasury and slammed a bad guy for tax fraud.That's bad ass murrican isn't it?
welcome to the world of Citizen's United where every .01%er can dream of buying a nutjob to run for Preznit when he grows up! The only thing that matters to the GOP is who gets the most rubes to invest in their Ponzi Pyramid.
So Santorum wants to fist me with my own moneys? That reminds me, I want to [This passage redacted under commenting rules] and then I want to [This passage also redacted under commenting rules] followed by a vigorous session of [Hoo, boy is this passage ever redacted under commenting rules!] With votes.
re: common core. Recently at a family get together my sister-in-law-in-law (sister's husband's brother's wife) was talking about how common core was ruining education because she couldn't understand her daughter's third grade math assignment any more than she used to understand her own third grade math assignment. Funny, though, her lack of math comprehension seemed to be Obama's fault. All the dogs in the neighborhood started barking when she talked about common core, but I didn't hear any whistles or anything.
AOT, K.
I would love to go about reminding everyone that Eliot Ness and the Untouchables worked for the treasury and slammed a bad guy for tax fraud.That's bad ass murrican isn't it?
But Ness took their guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I were one of these Redumblican presidential candidates I would be running for president of Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA). There is a job opening, it takes about the same amount of money to win the office, the perqs are fantastic, the treasury is bursting with cash and there is no real oversight on how it is spent. Much better job than POTUS and you can exert far more power over the hearts and minds of people worldwide.
Santorum should make it easier to fit more clowns into the '16 GOP clown car. But oh the smell!
Hilarious is the only word I can think of right now. I might have more later on. Question...is he btter or worse than Bobby JIndal?
welcome to the world of Citizen's United where every .01%er can dream of buying a nutjob to run for Preznit when he grows up! The only thing that matters to the GOP is who gets the most rubes to invest in their Ponzi Pyramid.
that would be Jim Bob and Josh; girls don't matter silly.
At this level of derpitude, they are both beyond comparison.
I$WYDT
Bernie's VEEP.
So Santorum wants to fist me with my own moneys? That reminds me, I want to [This passage redacted under commenting rules] and then I want to [This passage also redacted under commenting rules] followed by a vigorous session of [Hoo, boy is this passage ever redacted under commenting rules!] With votes.
re: common core. Recently at a family get together my sister-in-law-in-law (sister's husband's brother's wife) was talking about how common core was ruining education because she couldn't understand her daughter's third grade math assignment any more than she used to understand her own third grade math assignment. Funny, though, her lack of math comprehension seemed to be Obama's fault. All the dogs in the neighborhood started barking when she talked about common core, but I didn't hear any whistles or anything.
They think no IRS means no taxes ever never never. https://www.youtube.com/wat...
AOT, K, being the answer of course.
Partial credit for just writing "Praise Jesus!" in big letters on your answer sheet. (works on every question).
"Take Back America"
Doggy style?