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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I would love to go about reminding everyone that Eliot Ness and the Untouchables worked for the treasury and slammed a bad guy for tax fraud.That's bad ass murrican isn't it?

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

But Ness took their guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

If I were one of these Redumblican presidential candidates I would be running for president of Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA). There is a job opening, it takes about the same amount of money to win the office, the perqs are fantastic, the treasury is bursting with cash and there is no real oversight on how it is spent. Much better job than POTUS and you can exert far more power over the hearts and minds of people worldwide.

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SLIMY SPYING ENEMY TRUMP's avatar

Santorum should make it easier to fit more clowns into the '16 GOP clown car. But oh the smell!

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PolitiCHeat's avatar

Hilarious is the only word I can think of right now. I might have more later on. Question...is he btter or worse than Bobby JIndal?

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artem1s's avatar

welcome to the world of Citizen's United where every .01%er can dream of buying a nutjob to run for Preznit when he grows up! The only thing that matters to the GOP is who gets the most rubes to invest in their Ponzi Pyramid.

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artem1s's avatar

that would be Jim Bob and Josh; girls don't matter silly.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

At this level of derpitude, they are both beyond comparison.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I$WYDT

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Bernie's VEEP.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

So Santorum wants to fist me with my own moneys? That reminds me, I want to [This passage redacted under commenting rules] and then I want to [This passage also redacted under commenting rules] followed by a vigorous session of [Hoo, boy is this passage ever redacted under commenting rules!] With votes.

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Swampay's avatar

re: common core. Recently at a family get together my sister-in-law-in-law (sister's husband's brother's wife) was talking about how common core was ruining education because she couldn't understand her daughter's third grade math assignment any more than she used to understand her own third grade math assignment. Funny, though, her lack of math comprehension seemed to be Obama's fault. All the dogs in the neighborhood started barking when she talked about common core, but I didn't hear any whistles or anything.

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Swampay's avatar

They think no IRS means no taxes ever never never. https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

AOT, K, being the answer of course.

Partial credit for just writing "Praise Jesus!" in big letters on your answer sheet. (works on every question).

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"Take Back America"

Doggy style?

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