Never Forget
Rightwing Bible-beater Rick Santorum, having failed twice at running for president and also briefly presided over a crappy Christian film studio (which is somehow still in business, at least as a distributor?) has a new gig to help pay the bills, since that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter doesn't come out by itself, you know:
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Reaction around the Internet was quick:
. @RickSantorum @CNN pic.twitter.com/hJpcRzfRLd
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) January 17, 2017
Who the fuck is in charge at CNN?
NOT,K