As foretold in Revelation, Lord of Lunatics Rick Santorum has warned that he is fortifying his followers for some kind of world-ending battle to fend off the interloping Paultard hordes at the Republican National Convention in Florida, in August. It will be sweaty.
Epic battle it <i>won&#039;t</i> be. More BatShitWingNutz&#039; misplaced gravitas.
I picture sweater vests &amp; hoverounds vs tin-foyleez (&amp; hoverounds?). Five minutes from the bell and they&#039;ll all be sweating and panting from overexertion, mopping their pasty foreheads. It&#039;ll be a damn funny five minutes though.
Paul&#039;s delegates probably want some radical reforms like making contraception legal and equal rights for women. Oh, and separation of church and state.
Alright, GOP, show up in Tampa in your <a href="http:\/\/groupieblog.files.wordpress...\/2008\/09\/platform-shoes.jpg\?w=497" target="_blank"> PLATFORM SHOES!</a>
<i>A Fistfull of Santorum</i>
How about &quot;Worse health insurance than the Orc Army dental plan?&quot;
Epic battle it <i>won&#039;t</i> be. More BatShitWingNutz&#039; misplaced gravitas.
I picture sweater vests &amp; hoverounds vs tin-foyleez (&amp; hoverounds?). Five minutes from the bell and they&#039;ll all be sweating and panting from overexertion, mopping their pasty foreheads. It&#039;ll be a damn funny five minutes though.
Or a trading pit:
I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer in the sweater vest!
Hi, Dr. Nick!
How about we go to Tampa and get a vendor&#039;s booth in the convention center to sell Skittles and Arizona Iced Tea? What could go wrong?
Is it un-American to hope for just one little bombing at a certain upcoming convention?
I asked Orville Redenbacher to send me a case of popcorn because this GOP convention will be truly entertaining.
Paul&#039;s delegates probably want some radical reforms like making contraception legal and equal rights for women. Oh, and separation of church and state.
Anyone will be allowed to sell anything and call it contraception. The market will sort out the fraud.
Women will have equal rights because it makes good business sense, and government should keep the hell out of it in the meanwhile.
Right, Ron?
<i>Speaking to reporters Friday at a conference, Mr. Santorum said his supporters are ready for &ldquo;a fight&rdquo;</i>
Oh, c&#039;mon guys. If you treat a psychopath like Santorum with empathy you just create a more functional psycopath.
Alright, GOP, show up in Tampa in your <a href="http:\/\/groupieblog.files.wordpress...\/2008\/09\/platform-shoes.jpg\?w=497" target="_blank"> PLATFORM SHOES!</a>