Yes, Rick Santorum is aware that, according to the Internet, his name means "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex," thanks to the Internet's love advice guy, Dan Savage.
At least they didn't name you after the ass loogies people poop out their anuses after a good hard round of buttsexing, Rick. Those things are oftentimes unceremoniously flushed down the commode. What?.....I'm trying to cheer you up, Rick.
"And if people talked about Joe McCarthy the way they talked about...No, wait...If people talked badly about Jesse Jackson...Uh...I LOVE JEEBUS!!!"
I actually think it&#039;s rude to mock people&#039;s names. WWAMCD -- What Would Anna Marie <strong>Cox</strong> Do? True story: When I was in high school, um last week, some jock-type called me &quot;Pixelz the Lixelz&quot;. So you see what I mean.
I have to question the man&#039;s power of reasoning. If elements of the population had attached an unpleasant meaning to my name, the last thing I would do is demand a public apology so that EVERYONE knew about this meaning.
<i> I don&rsquo;t know of anybody on the left who came to my defense for the incivility with respect to those things</i> And making Rick Santorum feel all better became our job, when exactly? I don&#039;t remember that assignment. Once a winner but always a whiner.
You got frothy mixture in my senator!
You got Senator in my frothy mixture!
That&#039;s technically an &#039;ass loogie&#039;, prommie. They&#039;re usually more fully formed than Santorum ooze.
At least they didn&#039;t name you after the ass loogies people poop out their anuses after a good hard round of buttsexing, Rick. Those things are oftentimes unceremoniously flushed down the commode. What?.....I&#039;m trying to cheer you up, Rick.
&quot;And if people talked about Joe McCarthy the way they talked about...No, wait...If people talked badly about Jesse Jackson...Uh...I LOVE JEEBUS!!!&quot;
They&#039;re like the Addams Family, only less sympathetic.
Yeah, no one would ever put up a website that ridiculed the first African-American president.
Honey...have you seen our daughter&#039;s pet gerbil.
I actually think it&#039;s rude to mock people&#039;s names. WWAMCD -- What Would Anna Marie <strong>Cox</strong> Do? True story: When I was in high school, um last week, some jock-type called me &quot;Pixelz the Lixelz&quot;. So you see what I mean.
The New York Magazine story headline: &quot;Rick Santorum Has Come to Terms With His Google Problem.&quot;
Apparently he hasn&#039;t.
I have to question the man&#039;s power of reasoning. If elements of the population had attached an unpleasant meaning to my name, the last thing I would do is demand a public apology so that EVERYONE knew about this meaning.
Wait, Glenn Beck already told everyone not to use Google. Rick Santorum obviously has been, or else he wouldn&#039;t know about the meme.
Why does Rick Santorum hate Glenn Beck?
I demand a certificate showing that Santorum is NOT a byproduct of anal sex!
<i> I don&rsquo;t know of anybody on the left who came to my defense for the incivility with respect to those things</i> And making Rick Santorum feel all better became our job, when exactly? I don&#039;t remember that assignment. Once a winner but always a whiner.