Pea-brained dingus Rick Santorum's fading vanity campaign may only be garnering him support from a statistically zero quantity of voters, but he is still the most likely to be voted "president of being a human-shaped dildo," in our hearts! Santorum has identified the shadowy cabal of struggling single moms as America's True Enemies of Freedom, because they tend to vote Democratic, i.e. "for the free government monies." So greedy of them! So according to
That's the only formula the GOP cares about, and they don't care how many Americans end up broke and homeless -- they'll fuck over millions if they have to.
But only five of them are oiled. For the variety, I suppose.
They do have a lot of Dicks, don't they?
My neigbor, Marge Innovera, was a Santorum supporter. You're telling me she's switched allegiance?
Jesus.
Fixed economy + lower unemployment = Obama re-election.
That's the only formula the GOP cares about, and they don't care how many Americans end up broke and homeless -- they'll fuck over millions if they have to.
damn owls. you make me want to march somewhere.
on the plus side, rick's personal story is going to be very very ugly.
you know it is.
(and that's not counting dan savage)
Just ask his rent-boy.
Don't forget teh Gai.
Call me hard to please, but when a candidate is polling below the margin of error, that's pretty much the end of the line.
All of them, Katie.
I don't think he said that. Pretty sure he said women should have affordable access to abortion, so avoid becoming Demoncrats.
He's on the hopper...does that count?
or SMILFBITK
Single Mothers I Would Like to Force Back Into The Kitchen
Those single mothers don't need government; they need to get laid. By a real Republican man.
But how can you tell if a man is a Republican?
Single moms to GITMO!!!