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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

But only five of them are oiled. For the variety, I suppose.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

My neigbor, Marge Innovera, was a Santorum supporter. You're telling me she's switched allegiance?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Fixed economy + lower unemployment = Obama re-election.

That's the only formula the GOP cares about, and they don't care how many Americans end up broke and homeless -- they'll fuck over millions if they have to.

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fuflans's avatar

damn owls. you make me want to march somewhere.

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fuflans's avatar

on the plus side, rick's personal story is going to be very very ugly.

you know it is.

(and that's not counting dan savage)

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The Quirk's avatar

Just ask his rent-boy.

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The Quirk's avatar

Don't forget teh Gai.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Call me hard to please, but when a candidate is polling below the margin of error, that's pretty much the end of the line.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

All of them, Katie.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I don't think he said that. Pretty sure he said women should have affordable access to abortion, so avoid becoming Demoncrats.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He's on the hopper...does that count?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

or SMILFBITK

Single Mothers I Would Like to Force Back Into The Kitchen

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Those single mothers don't need government; they need to get laid. By a real Republican man.

But how can you tell if a man is a Republican?

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chascates's avatar

Single moms to GITMO!!!

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