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Alan's avatar

I must live a sheltered life. Is that even legal?

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Alan's avatar

This is getting gross. I didn't even know they existed.

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

and he eats from all three with a fork and knife.

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Alan's avatar

Nope, it's an elaborate conspiracy to mock them all to prove how stupid they are and how much more stupid the GOP is for allowing it.

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Iam Reading's avatar

Not fappable. That said, he does have some raw talent for gay porn.

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Iam Reading's avatar

Shit, give them enough time and republucans can get that labeled as organic.

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Alan's avatar

You mean they're not holding guns? I just assumed....

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Iam Reading's avatar

Your office sounds fun

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Alan's avatar

Your life has been incomplete.

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frrolfe's avatar

That's not Boris Johnson, that's the Foreign Secretary of The U.K. & Northern Ireland. Ain't youse lucky!

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clammeringclams's avatar

This needs to go to Pinkham at Off the Menu

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Shananigan's avatar

Yeah, I don't work there any more. My new company is owned by several people I worked with at the other place, though. We still have fun, but aren't as insane about it. The boys play football and have hoverboard-riding contests or the owner flies his drone or rolls his phone app controlled BB-8 around in the open office space. They're not so much with the drunken debauchery here, it's more like a geeky frat house.

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clammeringclams's avatar

Question: Does our Wonkette get any $ if we just click on ads? Can't support the cause but would put my paranoia aside and click away, especially on those RWNJ ads.

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therblig's avatar

but i asked for sprinkles...

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therblig's avatar

the bounce has gone from his bungee

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