Rick Santorum manages to go 55 motherfucking seconds without insulting anyone -- like, ANYONE, not gays, not dogs, not even ladies what work outside the home! -- in this nice Fourth Of July message from his family to you. But how high are his bookend sons? (Answer: THEY ARE VERY HIGH.) Also, the Crying Girl has growed up reeeeal niiiice.
Okay, I'm just a Canadian of course, but can someone explain to me how the flag is never allowed to touch the ground, and can't be burned, but can be used as clothing?
Seems like a good match for that Romney kid with the death stare. The sort of couple that lives together for several years, until the cops show up and one of them is found in several pieces in the bathtub.
What did they swap? Bodily fluids?
Yes
Papa Rick finds the pooches a bit too tempting.
They wouldn't last that long. They'd keep arguing about which family's religion despised the gays the most.
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So we fixed the problem with soCIALISt? It was hard to snark without it.
You didn't get as far as Tina Fey?
How could you leave out "His genuine authenticity is a great strength"?
As opposed to his fake authenticity?
Also, SuckOnHuck.
It's a synonym for "hard ass-worker", or something.
Okay, I'm just a Canadian of course, but can someone explain to me how the flag is never allowed to touch the ground, and can't be burned, but can be used as clothing?
Recessive genes are a bitch, aren't they?
Hard to imagine there's all that much interest in Palin's crusty pie.
no, but i will (pom+champagne was my last summer go to drink).
sounds awesome!
Seems like a good match for that Romney kid with the death stare. The sort of couple that lives together for several years, until the cops show up and one of them is found in several pieces in the bathtub.
Meh, I prefer a platoon of Judoon on the moon.
Is that a political campaign, or a Stephen King novel?