Ex-senator and crying-child farmer Rick Santorum has a great new plan: He's going to start a bank in Pennsylvania -- a sperm bank! Ha ha, just kidding. Sperm is to go directly from the husband's testicles, via the penis, to the wife's vagina. Anything beyond that is bestiality. So sayeth the Lord.
Rick Santorum Willing To Lose Your Savings, Too
Rick Santorum Willing To Lose Your Savings…
Rick Santorum Willing To Lose Your Savings, Too
Ex-senator and crying-child farmer Rick Santorum has a great new plan: He's going to start a bank in Pennsylvania -- a sperm bank! Ha ha, just kidding. Sperm is to go directly from the husband's testicles, via the penis, to the wife's vagina. Anything beyond that is bestiality. So sayeth the Lord.