Sinking political tabloid Newsweek has got a HOT SCOOP on a story that, as usual, broke several years ago, which in this case stars the twentysomething sexytimes of one Karen Santorum née Garver before she met hubby Rick Santorum, all the way back when she was just a wily young nursing student who appeared at the door of a dashing but much older doctor in the middle of one night begging to bet let in for, ahem, fear of the dark. And, uh, then the nursing student wanted to stay over. See, droll soft core porno fantasies really do come true! Anyway, BORING, how about a more imaginative plot twist? Oh right, the doctor was an
Is this some Dadaist revival?
Yes, very very freaky. Of all the cocks in all of PA.....
I must know,as well!
You whore with the poon you have, not the poon you wish you had.
I&#039;m still in the window where I can strap a pit bull to my roof in a plastic bag, and still be president. Hoooraaayy!