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bobbert's avatar

Ach, I would have replied "Maybe, and maybe not" if I got on sooner, but then I suppose it would have led to infinite recursion, which Wonkatlady doesn't need.

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bobbert's avatar

Maybe, .... and maybe not.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"if you can make it" sounds ominous ... are you suggesting I armor up my Civic?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"analysis of the list found it was dominated by Democrats, independents and Hispanics."

Investigation success! -Rick Scott

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Fraud is Florida's most promising growth industry.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Note to self: When opening the bottle, close the laptop.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm heading to bed, but I wanted to share one more thing before I slip into a scotch and valerian slumber...

I hate this shit. I hate how people with agendas, axes to grind, and win at any cost mentalities are driving our collective unconscious. Why can't people on the left and right try to win fairly in the "market place" of ideas? There's so much bullshit...so much subterfuge that a even moderately aware person can only shake his head and think, "who the fuck is falling for this?"

Short answer...too many.

Dear friends...I worry, not only for my country but for our species. We can fly o the moon and beyond, we can create life, we can fill a CD with the collected works of Billy Ray Cyrus, yet we get suckered in by forms of bullshit that are embarrassingly easy to see through. It's almost as if we WANT to be deceived...to pull the wool over our own eyes.

I can't help but feel that now matter how this next big election plays out, we..right or left...are going to be screwed in ways our parents never thought possible.

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fuflans's avatar

sleep tight dashboard.

i'm with you in sentiment and was v v sad earlier today at some other post.

but! there's still wonkette!

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fuflans's avatar

wait! wait! i know what's going to happen! that dude is going to get completely confused about who has the REAL elder wand and he's going to get all cocky and shit.

and then some precious little green eyed kid is going to take him out when he's not looking.

right?

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PubOption's avatar

How do they distinguish reliably Republican Cuban names from other, probably Democratic, Hispanic names, especially in Miami?

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PubOption's avatar

I'll bite. He's elderly and Jewish, what do you expect?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

HA HA HA HA. That joke never gets old. Or inaccurate.

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

Assuming you are referring to the new masthead, um, sure; garish.

Apparently the waif Library Sciences major "matured" and evolved into the 'trix whom now captains our Wonketteer helm. So, um, meow, also.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Mr Internicola "bent the truth a little bit.” But he's up against people who break the truth in half, then grinds it up into powder that they incinerate in a furnace. Poor fella had a better chance fighting Nazis.

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