Oh, don't we just love to pick on hairless dingus Rick Scott, because he is officially America's most disliked governor, his constituents are constantly suing him for passing laws no one likes, he's kind of "eh" about keeping track of his filings to the Ethics Commission, and he's using state money to sexually harass Florida ears with creepy
God sent 'em plague after plague, and they didn't get the message, so now it's my turf ... my job is to screw those who screw themselves.
You mean like the Feds seize his ill-gotten gains (i.e., everything he owns), then he gets a Florida jury trial so he walks, then he becomes a vagrant wild man living in the swamps? Hiaasen might dream up something like that, maybe.
if the harry potter stories didn't exist we would have to invent them for the class of 2010.
also: my ipod just chose 'i wanna be sedated'.
That is such a bad idea. Our phones would never stop ringing.
"Ethics? I have an accountant who takes care of that."
No, Rick, that's not how it works.
It was, until the devil foreclosed.
"We oughta run our schools like a business!"
Of course! Like an assembly line factory turning out little widgets all of exactly the same type! It can't fail!
"I love having intelligent neighbors; how much you got down there?"
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You mean Dick Perry, Dick Scott, Dick Snyder, Dick Santorum, Dick Cheney, etc.
Goes all the way back to Dick Nixon. They're all dicks, aren't they?
"Lemme show you how the trickle-down theory works in practice."
God sent 'em plague after plague, and they didn't get the message, so now it's my turf ... my job is to screw those who screw themselves.
You mean like the Feds seize his ill-gotten gains (i.e., everything he owns), then he gets a Florida jury trial so he walks, then he becomes a vagrant wild man living in the swamps? Hiaasen might dream up something like that, maybe.
Assets (Income + graft \+\ payoffs \+\ bribes) = Liabilties (debts \+\ favors \+\ handouts \+\ jobs)
The math works out, so it's ethical.
Just stay out of the way. (Think Oregon.)
True, that. The highest point in the state is actually a phosphate mining waste heap.
1. Thou shalt not get caught. 2. It shalt not matter if thou dost.
Electronic voting has fantastic potential -- imagine if it takes at least an 80 IQ to figure out how to cast a vote!