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"We can hardly wait for the Carl Hiaasen novel that results."

As long as Skink consents to return to the office of Governor I'll be a very happy man.

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Umm, Doktor Zoom, 12:00 a.m. is 12 noon, not midnight. So if that's what the law actually says, then officials should be sworn in at noon on the Tuesday, not at midnight on the Monday. Very surprising, with all the shenanigans alleged in this article, that there should not have been a court ruling on the subject. There shouldn't be ANY reason for confusion or second guessing.

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Terd Crudz has only a single term in the US Senate.Since I am not a Rethuglican myself,I still don't understand how Crudz defeated his opponent in the primary,a man called David Dewhurst,who had been in politics in Texas for many years.Maybe that's why someone so pathetic as Crudz could win....he jumped right on The Tea Party crap while it was big.Then when he got to Washington(no such thing as a Democrat who could beat him),he immediately began running for President,and in the main caused a shutdown BY HIMSELF,whence he then stood on floor of Senate and read "Green Eggs And Ham" as if it were a dramatic play.He has in no way represented the state,and I am very much hoping that Beto O'Rourke will take him out in Nov.He makes me ashamed to say I live in Texas,even more than John Cornyn,who is bad enough himself. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The "Gunshine State" as the cops around here call it. I call it "Floriduh", and it never fails to live up to the name.I can't wait to get the fuck out of here.

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So, if DeSantis wins, does that mean all of Florida's Supremes will stop wearing black robes & switch to wearing white sheets & pointed head caps?Instead of a pledge of alligence to begin each session, will there be cross burning ceremony?

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Just what we need!! More red tide!! The only good thing about this state will be destroyed. Brilliant! Sounds like he’s collecting those contributions already.

I’m really quite upset by this.

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I'm sure they'd be happy to receive Pitbull in trade for a Real Madrid defender to be named later.

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The Price of Darkness? Tonight on the Carolina coast it's pretty much free.

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Wonderful. Hope I'm next.

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r/FloridaMan :D

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Vey iz mir. Gevalt.

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DeSantis revealed his environmental policy, and boy oh boy is it ever mental. It's basically a rehash of industry- and developer-friendly bullshit.

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It's Florida.

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I think I need a "confused" emoji.

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