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Wiles to charge Cemetery Ridge

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I would gladly take on this mouthy grifter.

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I’m all in on the new civil war. Let’s do get this over with.

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It’s always civil war with these weirdos. Just vote, Reverend Pastor Prophet Wiles. Conservatives are still welcome at the polls.

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My wife and I were planning to spend our first anniversary in England in October. Thanks to assholes like this, we have had to cancel all our plans. I am all out of non-banhammerable thoughts for these people.

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The way things are going in some states, only conservatives are welcome at the polls.

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War is dangerous. How about we do the touch football version?

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Well, how was Obama both a bloodthirsty tyrant and a mom jeans wearing, bowing to foreign leaders wimp at the same time?

Also, the latte salute...

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Right-wing preacher, with an evil-tempered look, and ridiculous, dangerous ideas.

There's an unusual combination. Not.

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We can do it all from a computer screen

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It is a non-controversial fact that the world would be a better place without some people. I do not wish anyone’s death but I will not weep for those killed by their own willful ignorance and stupidity.

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Oh and sorry bout your tiny useless punishment what ain't worked in 20 years.

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Ok. But I only work remotely now. I will fly a drone or something.

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This is right out of the fascist playbook- the enemy is simultaneously weak and an existential threat.

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Someone, QUICK, find this man's brain and give it back to him!

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Another delusional moron who thinks redneck conservatives are the only people who own guns.

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