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1st. amendment. you can be vocally anti-government all you want. action, on the other hand, is a crime. as they will soon find out.

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I wanna know what kind of training these FBI guys go through in order to not laugh hysterically as more and more dildos arrive??

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Coverage like this is why I read Wonkette, despite not being American. Thank you for this very entertaining and humorous story! I hope 'ryan c' gets what he deserves, given that black people get shot dead for far less (and in many cases, nothing).

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I'm just amazed that those at the Camporee (thank you for that, Dr. Zoom) couldn't figure out who the informants were by what kind of snacks they ate. I hear that the FBI prefers Little Debby cakes. That would have set them apart from the real Patriots in the room who won't eat anything but Dolly Madisons (what with her being a foundng Mother and all).

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...which leads us to Ryan Bubdy's new jailhouse mantra: "Keep your friends close and your enemas closer." WTG, Judge!

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I hear that's the same request Washington made at Valley Forge.

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Will there be a sex tape? If so, will TarpMan have a starring role? Will TarpMan be cast as a a person of color since we all know they're the first to die?

Too soon?

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Doesn't Detroit have enough problems as it is? The city's leaders are (hopefully) attempting to turn around things there. The last thing they need are a bunch of right wing radicals to fuck things up. Although I understand there is an abandoned Lions stadium which needs some TLC.

ETA which would be a great place to start a dildos and lube factory, given the history of the place.

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The gang that couldn't fink straight.

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It's like who's on first, but with guns.

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Boom mic, make way for bang mic.

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When they need to ban guns at the meetings, the end will be near.

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Seems like a pretty realistic view of things.

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"Zebediah Kilgrave?""That seems a little on the nose, Fab.""OK . . . John Killman?""PERFECT."

In the 1990s, in the gun culture, it was common to joke about a revolutionary militia meeting where only three guys met--one from the FBI, one from BATFE, one state cop--and tried to talk each other into doing something dastardly.

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This prosecution is starting to looked botched.Why didn't the government just get warrants, have one or two competent infiltrators plant some microphones and cameras, get out - sit back and watch, make a plan then act.Not dumb enough? Too simple. Instead they sent in a brigade of Confidential Reliable Informants? Snitches? Trustworthy Spies? Agents? Provocateurs? This case is a basket of mud.The defense, if they lose, is going to tie the government up in Appeals that they may very well win.Clusterfuck time is here again.

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