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She was already committing adultery when she boinked her second husband. Unless the first one was dead. The Bible is very clear on this point, unlike, say, its positions on abortion and transgender people.

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“This is the way of an adulterous woman: She eats and wipes her mouth, And says, ‘I have done no wickedness.’” — Twitter Rando

So wiping one's mouth while or after eating is sinful? I consider it hygieneful.

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"They hate your Christian values and you.” - I mean, it's true, but this idiot clearly doesn't understand how or why it's true.

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I note only that concubinage is a sin by the man, yet still after so many centuries, an accusation against the woman.

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Spoiler alert - Charlie Kirk showed up at Nancy’s house & was summarily turned away.

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Jealousy thy name is Twitter rando

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Charlie Kirk is "inches away" from having a dick. I mean, come on, I don't usually go there, but this fucking guy...

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Wanna know what it would mean for women if the FarQ wins in elections? Here's a good look at what may happen.

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She wasn't an ancient, lying, fake-orange-tan-having misogynist and serial rapist making comments and jokes about having sex with her own daughter, so of course right-wingers are upset

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That's the whole point of the Right, of course. A large set of freaks and deviants raging out over harmless things unfreaky, non-deviant people do, all in the service of a much smaller set of freaks and deviants who harness the tears, fears, and rage of the former set to elect fascist and fascist-curious politicians to promote the wealth and power of the latter set while denying basic and well-demonstrated facts about the world like "climate change is happening" and "one can find more pedos and groomers in a single conservative church than in the entire LGBTQ population".

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"Fascist-curious" ftw.

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Talking "hoe" steps on rake?

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'“Premarital sex is a sin Nancy Mace. All sinners burn in the lake of fire. Thanks for telling everyone you're just another fake Christian.” — Twitter Rando'

I mean technically as a two-time divorcee this is also post-marital sex for her..

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Poor tiny dicks. I don’t like much of what Mace says , but she is objectively attractive, which is why they’re whining. If she was MTG, they wouldn’t notice.

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We know this to be a fact, because in Empty Gee's case, they *didn't* notice.

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Objectively is relative. Yes, she could be considered attractive, but once I know that she is an evil fucking asshole, she will NEVER be attractive to me.

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Yes, I get that.

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The christian dominust prudes that want to control people's behavior can fuck right off.

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I’ll bet she was just flashing her ankles at them shamelessly.

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The number of people who actually have a problem with a 45 year old having sex is astounding. I mean, I can understand wanting teenagers to have developed some level of emotional maturity before they start having sex with each other, but the idea that a middle aged person shouldn't have sex with other adults because some Bronze Age sheep herder said so is just weird.

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