I'm sure you were super hawt while you were vomiting unconsciously. Seriously, that's fucked up. Good thing you had backup. Now excuse me while I have a panic attack about my 14-year-old daughter being old enough to go to a bar some day.
do not these guys living in their moms' basements know how to photoshop out redeye? Seriously. because nothing says "hot babe" like glowing red eyes.
I'm confused by that too! and also the fact that men apparently will brag about taking down a woman with roofs...it's tantamount to saying "I'm such a fucking ugly loser that I have to fully anesthetize a woman in order to have sex with her".
It's the dominatrix thing. The conservative male is a bad, baaaad boy who needs to be harangued and beaten, and there aren't quite enough rentboys around to do it.
They remind me of the kind of people that wouldn't have acknowledged my existence in high school because they were cool and I was a geek; now they wouldn't acknowledge my existence because they went downhill rapidly after high school whereas I became moderately hot. These women probably had Spray-Mount Fixative applied at the senior prom.
<i>as conservative women their idea of sex is for them to just lie back and have the <b>desperately fantasizing closeted gay </b>man do all the work.</i> Fixed.
(You have to say it out loud or it isn&#039;t funny.)
Meanwhile, this is the first published &quot;Top 20&quot; list I&#039;ve read where the idiots who put it together couldn&#039;t correctly number from 20 to 1...
I&#039;m sure you were super hawt while you were vomiting unconsciously. Seriously, that&#039;s fucked up. Good thing you had backup. Now excuse me while I have a panic attack about my 14-year-old daughter being old enough to go to a bar some day.
do not these guys living in their moms&#039; basements know how to photoshop out redeye? Seriously. because nothing says &quot;hot babe&quot; like glowing red eyes.
At the risk of explaining a joke - manlicker.
I&#039;m confused by that too! and also the fact that men apparently will brag about taking down a woman with roofs...it&#039;s tantamount to saying &quot;I&#039;m such a fucking ugly loser that I have to fully anesthetize a woman in order to have sex with her&quot;.
It&#039;s the dominatrix thing. The conservative male is a bad, baaaad boy who needs to be harangued and beaten, and there aren&#039;t quite enough rentboys around to do it.
You didn&#039;t think that Todd&#039;s nickname was the &quot;Jackhammer&quot; because of his work ethic, did you?
<i>Number 20 is of course a woman of color, because god forbid blogger Kira Davis be considered anything other than last place.</i>
Did you notice there were two #18s? That way no one had to come in next to her.
I&#039;ve never heard of 70% of them.
I&#039;ll try to save you the trouble: <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/464197\/breitbart-shill-wonders-how-is-a-pre-abortion-ultrasound-different-than-sex" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/464197/breitbart-shill-wonder...">http://wonkette.com/464197/...
They remind me of the kind of people that wouldn&#039;t have acknowledged my existence in high school because they were cool and I was a geek; now they wouldn&#039;t acknowledge my existence because they went downhill rapidly after high school whereas I became moderately hot. These women probably had Spray-Mount Fixative applied at the senior prom.
And even were it open, only if there were no Dominican boys available.
You&#039;d need a bookmark the size of a yardstick.
Top 20 Conservative Grudge Fucks
Needs moar side-boob. Hell, needs any at all. But none from Ann Coulter, that&#039;s okay.
<i>as conservative women their idea of sex is for them to just lie back and have the <b>desperately fantasizing closeted gay </b>man do all the work.</i> Fixed.
#16 is holding a Mannlicher.
(You have to say it out loud or it isn&#039;t funny.)
Meanwhile, this is the first published &quot;Top 20&quot; list I&#039;ve read where the idiots who put it together couldn&#039;t correctly number from 20 to 1...