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chascates's avatar

Chip and Dale were the first gay Disney characters but Donald Duck didn't wear pants so there's that.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Happens. Every. Fucking. Time.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The Nazi extermination camps weren't all bad, either.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

True story: Parts of upstate NY have a very distinct hunt-to-eat culture, where pretty much everybody in town has slabs of venison in the freezer. A local youth organization sponsored a showing of "Bambi" for the young'uns, and when Bambi's mom took the bullet, some kid yelled "Good Shot!"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"anti-slavery propaganda"

That phrase, alone, just stops your brain cold, doesn't it?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I think there's something a little odd about seven men living in the woods all by themselves - sharing one bedroom, probably all taking a bath together in the woodland stream, etc., etc.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

There was that scene were naked Jane jumped into the pool and kept swimming underwater. "Tarzan and His Mate" Highly recommended!

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chascates's avatar

Paul Krassner is selling the 'Disneyland Memorial Orgy' poster which everyone should buy: <a href="http:\/\/paulkrassner.com\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://paulkrassner.com/">http://paulkrassner.com/</a> The 7 dwarfs are gang-banging Snow White.

I've bought a number of his books from his site and he always inscribes them such as "Hey chascates, thanks for helping me write this book" or something like that.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Most right wing nutz probably figure the only problem with that movie is that 12 years isn't long enough.

As for movies about slavery that "lack balance," I guess that jerk never saw "Mandingo."

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bobbert's avatar

I still have that poster somewhere.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Oh for fucks sake.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

You know, the points he makes about <i>Frozen</i> were past their sell-by date when the same arguments were made over the first Bryan Singer <i>X-Men</i> movie in 2000.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Some of my favorite fetishes can be traced back to watching Tarzan.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>historically inaccurate, only depicting unhappy slaves with cruel masters, and ignoring the many “contented” slaves.</i>

Yeah! And why didn't "Schindler's List" show more happy Jews?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Even though a true story, the author dismisses the book "12 Years a Slave" as anti-slavery propaganda, as if slavery were still a controversial issue and the horrors weren't completely well-documented.

I'm finding more and more that rightwingers give rightwingers a bad name.

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