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"... Harold be thy name ..."

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Hussein, obvs.

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The line forms over there... waaay over there.

BTW, check out the TV series "Better Off Ted" (Netflix has it.) De Rossi nails a hysterically funny role -- and somehow keeps a straight face throughout.

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Dunno ... what state do you live in?

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I hear the whole collection is <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/150-PIECE-WING-NUT-ASSORTMENT\/dp\/B001CWBIIS" target="_blank">150 strong</a>.

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Very cool.

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I must remember to tell my younger kid he's a lesbian. Probably surprise his girlfriend, too.

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Wouldn't that make a great title for a sweet soft-porn movie? Everything today is all anal this and steamer that....wouldn't it be great to have some nice sweet porn?

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There may be some truth to that...odd that she looks kinda butch in this video though <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=JPMZfxUeLvk" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPMZfxUeLvk">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Actually: Hillary came out in favor of gay marriage. At the same time, my husband has done more than his share of dishwashing and childcare since I've been swamped at work or exhausted. So (by tea bagger data analysis), gay marriage has worked out well for me.

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Don't forget Rush's line of pre-lubed cigars.

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I was in Disney World in January, and my gaydar didn't shut up the entire time. More 'mos than the Black Party. If I wasn't with my family, or the chickenshit I am, I would have gotten more ass than a toilet seat that week.

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Only the best drag queens are truly terrifying in their fierceness. The bad ones are just sad. Or inspire fear because they're on crack.

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And "it was assumed by later Greek critics and during the early centuries of the Christian era that the two poets were in fact lovers", which would leave lesbians and sapphists hunting for a new name.

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History, who knew?

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Have their been any rumors about Tammy Duckworth?

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