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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

but what about the cantaloupes??

Kgprophet's avatar

Dr. Carson has a bigger problem when he writes using too many big words.

chicken thief's avatar

So now it's a Monument to African Americans?

~ Miss Lindsey

chicken thief's avatar

Eddie Murphy. He'll play all the blahs in the movie in addition to Carson.

schmannity's avatar

Republican Party: When ISIS goes into a church and kills Christians or Boko Harum goes into a school and kills only Christians, it is Islam's War on Christians. When a white guy, admirer of Apartheid, says blacks are taking over and raping white women, kills 9 blacks, you can't know the motive.

docterry6973's avatar

But we are a post-racial society and only racist liberals ever talk about race. All the talking heads say so.

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

I'm sure somehow they'll all agree this is Hillary Clinton's fault since Obama is a "lame duck".

clubseal's avatar

America: A leading exporter of double standard and hypocrisy in a world that already has too much of both.

SLIMY SPYING ENEMY TRUMP's avatar

We're gonna need a better class of token uncle tom idiot teabagging morons who happen to be black neurosurgeons.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

It's insane, and we haven't even gotten to the debates yet. I'm pretty sure I've seen Smash Brothers matches less crowded and crazy than that.

BlueMonkeh's avatar

uppity women, uppity.... oh, you know, wink.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

Oh-oh! Mr. Ben accidentally looked in the mirror. GOPers should never have mirrors in their houses....

mailman27's avatar

Only certain bankers, and only in the face.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Only bankers who will apologize to him for getting their face all over his nice birdshot.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Wonder when he will divorce his wife for being a liberal lover

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Yep. His campaign was more like an extended audition for Fox.