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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

but what about the cantaloupes??

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Kgprophet's avatar

Dr. Carson has a bigger problem when he writes using too many big words.

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chicken thief's avatar

So now it's a Monument to African Americans?

~ Miss Lindsey

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chicken thief's avatar

Eddie Murphy. He'll play all the blahs in the movie in addition to Carson.

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schmannity's avatar

Republican Party: When ISIS goes into a church and kills Christians or Boko Harum goes into a school and kills only Christians, it is Islam's War on Christians. When a white guy, admirer of Apartheid, says blacks are taking over and raping white women, kills 9 blacks, you can't know the motive.

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docterry6973's avatar

But we are a post-racial society and only racist liberals ever talk about race. All the talking heads say so.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

I'm sure somehow they'll all agree this is Hillary Clinton's fault since Obama is a "lame duck".

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clubseal's avatar

America: A leading exporter of double standard and hypocrisy in a world that already has too much of both.

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SLIMY SPYING ENEMY TRUMP's avatar

We're gonna need a better class of token uncle tom idiot teabagging morons who happen to be black neurosurgeons.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

It's insane, and we haven't even gotten to the debates yet. I'm pretty sure I've seen Smash Brothers matches less crowded and crazy than that.

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BlueMonkeh's avatar

uppity women, uppity.... oh, you know, wink.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

Oh-oh! Mr. Ben accidentally looked in the mirror. GOPers should never have mirrors in their houses....

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mailman27's avatar

Only certain bankers, and only in the face.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Only bankers who will apologize to him for getting their face all over his nice birdshot.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Wonder when he will divorce his wife for being a liberal lover

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Yep. His campaign was more like an extended audition for Fox.

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