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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

You know who <i>else</i> humped bloody lambs on book tours?

chascates's avatar

And didn't someone try to 'citizens arrest' Rumsfeld yesterday? I'd love these warlocks to fear each time they leave their lairs they might face public justice (or just a mob lynching).

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

It's a great day in Wonkette!

Cheney has no heart and is technically already dead. So what is the point of strangling him?

Mahousu's avatar

If we act fast, maybe we can get him on a watch list and bar him from reentry.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You couldn't get your hands past that Hapsburg jaw.

schmannity's avatar

They should have brought garlic and crucifixes to bring him down.