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You know who <i>else</i> humped bloody lambs on book tours?

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And didn't someone try to 'citizens arrest' Rumsfeld yesterday? I'd love these warlocks to fear each time they leave their lairs they might face public justice (or just a mob lynching).

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It's a great day in Wonkette!

Cheney has no heart and is technically already dead. So what is the point of strangling him?

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If we act fast, maybe we can get him on a watch list and bar him from reentry.

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You couldn't get your hands past that Hapsburg jaw.

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They should have brought garlic and crucifixes to bring him down.

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