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RIP Jack LaLanne, America's Fast-Talking TeeVee Scold
Jack LaLanne died at 96 ... 96! He was in pretty good shape until the end. Jack was a vegetarian (or "pescatarian"?), non-smoking two-hour-workout-a-day beefcakeGreco-Roman model (NS FW!) who lectured housewives and night-shifters for 30+ years on the teevee, and if you actually look at him it's like Kerouac talking at Neal Cassady speed, and it's fantastic.