Jack LaLanne died at 96 ... 96! He was in pretty good shape until the end. Jack was a vegetarian (or "pescatarian"?), non-smoking two-hour-workout-a-day beefcakeGreco-Roman model (NS FW!) who lectured housewives and night-shifters for 30+ years on the teevee, and if you actually look at him it's like Kerouac talking at Neal Cassady speed, and it's fantastic.
Jeez. I don't know whether I want to get one of those belted short-sleeved jumpsuits, or just be buff in the buff like that incredible photo. Who knew?
Exercise, nutrition like that would make him immortal. I know it <strike>does</strike> would for me. Must have been an Obamacare Death Panel that killed him.
Go ahead and put up a couple of nude fellows holding hands and looking admiringly upon each other&#039;s naked bodies in this day and age, and watch how many Suzy Q Homemakers tune in to the program. Go on, I said.
Jeez. I don&#039;t know whether I want to get one of those belted short-sleeved jumpsuits, or just be buff in the buff like that incredible photo. Who knew?
Exercise, nutrition like that would make him immortal. I know it <strike>does</strike> would for me. Must have been an Obamacare Death Panel that killed him.
Martinis, too. Many martinis, through his 90s.
How can it be that Wonketteer In Name Only abbreviates to WINO? That seems backwards.
So this Jack LaLanne guy would change people&#039;s oil during the commercial breaks?
Go ahead and put up a couple of nude fellows holding hands and looking admiringly upon each other&#039;s naked bodies in this day and age, and watch how many Suzy Q Homemakers tune in to the program. Go on, I said.