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Unless those come in Industrial Strength, more like a toothbruth and some Lysol gargle.

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"Mein Kampfing Trip" would be best.

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Starring which Pop Tart?

I think I'll just wait for the tent scene to show up on the porn sites.

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"Moose in the Headlights" really captures the essence of his experience.

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He already wrote it - the guy can out-grift the Palins! <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Deer-..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/Deer-Headlights-Sarah-Palin...">http://www.amazon.com/Deer-...

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I got an F in religion, and I got into MIT. Hmmm... maybe that's why I got in.

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Shouldn't it be "Mein Kampfing Trip, So Far"?

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Tripp sixes, even.

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"Virgin" Mary: Mom, Dad. I'm a virgin and Joseph and I have never done it even when I'm knocked out on wine coolers on camping trips. But somehow I'm pregnant. VM's M&D: We believe you because that can happen on camping trips. VM: Do you think anyone will care that I'm a pregnant virgin? VM's M&D: Nah.

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A coed camping trip of highschoolers? What could go wrong?

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If the brownies and martinis aren't available, may I suggest a lovely garnish of hemlock?

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<i"Who in their right mind..."</i>

How could Sarah Palin™ deny her daughter an opportunity to create a new life? Right to fuck is the handmaiden of right to life.

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And he happened to have <strike>200</strike> two wine coolers with him.

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Sigh...I could write a rather long screed about people I have known who have triumphed over adversity who's stories are infinitely more interesting than this self-aggrandizing twit's...but why bother.

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"Look, there is a 50-50 chance their kid may learn to read one day"

I lol'd.

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I hate to be pedantic about it, but shouldn't that read "sittin' at the family table and votin'"?

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