Famous unemployed ex-pregnant person Bristol Palin released a "memoir" about something, we do not care what, except that she recounts how she lost her virginity to hillbilly idiot Levi Johnston while blacking out on wine coolers during a camping trip.
"Virgin" Mary: Mom, Dad. I'm a virgin and Joseph and I have never done it even when I'm knocked out on wine coolers on camping trips. But somehow I'm pregnant. VM's M&D: We believe you because that can happen on camping trips. VM: Do you think anyone will care that I'm a pregnant virgin? VM's M&D: Nah.
Sigh...I could write a rather long screed about people I have known who have triumphed over adversity who's stories are infinitely more interesting than this self-aggrandizing twit's...but why bother.
Unless those come in Industrial Strength, more like a toothbruth and some Lysol gargle.
"Mein Kampfing Trip" would be best.
Starring which Pop Tart?
I think I'll just wait for the tent scene to show up on the porn sites.
"Moose in the Headlights" really captures the essence of his experience.
He already wrote it - the guy can out-grift the Palins! <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Deer-..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.amazon.com/Deer-Headlights-Sarah-Palin...">http://www.amazon.com/Deer-...
I got an F in religion, and I got into MIT. Hmmm... maybe that&#039;s why I got in.
Shouldn&#039;t it be &quot;Mein Kampfing Trip, So Far&quot;?
Tripp sixes, even.
&quot;Virgin&quot; Mary: Mom, Dad. I&#039;m a virgin and Joseph and I have never done it even when I&#039;m knocked out on wine coolers on camping trips. But somehow I&#039;m pregnant. VM&#039;s M&amp;D: We believe you because that can happen on camping trips. VM: Do you think anyone will care that I&#039;m a pregnant virgin? VM&#039;s M&amp;D: Nah.
A coed camping trip of highschoolers? What could go wrong?
If the brownies and martinis aren&#039;t available, may I suggest a lovely garnish of hemlock?
&lt;i&quot;Who in their right mind...&quot;&lt;/i&gt;
How could Sarah Palin&trade; deny her daughter an opportunity to create a new life? Right to fuck is the handmaiden of right to life.
And he happened to have <strike>200</strike> two wine coolers with him.
Sigh...I could write a rather long screed about people I have known who have triumphed over adversity who&#039;s stories are infinitely more interesting than this self-aggrandizing twit&#039;s...but why bother.
&quot;Look, there is a 50-50 chance their kid may learn to read one day&quot;
I lol&#039;d.
I hate to be pedantic about it, but shouldn&#039;t that read &quot;sittin&#039; at the family table and votin&#039;&quot;?