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mailman27's avatar

Needz moar Sarah Palin on vocals.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

I think it has something to do with females and eggs and salmon. And slime. Beyond that, I didn't want to know.

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dshwa's avatar

Hey, when Trump turns the world into Shannara, at least we'll have hot elf girls to oggle.

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BadKitty904's avatar

"Mordor" is more likely...

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

I've never understood why people want to wear clothing with slogans, especially slogans that might as well say "kick the shit out of me!"

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

When your goons turn on you! Read up on the Praetorian Guards, the Jannissaries, etc., etc.

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bbayliss's avatar

As much as i dislike them I did see a woman wearing a T-shirt that said...I'M NOT WITH STUPID ANYMORE.

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phoenix00's avatar

"It turned out real good last time I tried that"- Bill Clinton

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🇺🇦 Snarky's avatar

Evan, when you were standing right next to Greta, did your Gaydar go off?

(It did, didn't it? You can tell us - no one is reading this comments section which we are not allowed to write to...)

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RMS's avatar

If you don't like it, LEAVE!

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RMS's avatar

Giuliani is truly amazing. I've been watching him for years, and he's either batshit delusional or a very, very good actor. I'm going with delusional.

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RMS's avatar

I doubt they fear actual violence; more likely what they fear is unscripted interaction in the age of cell phone video.

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RMS's avatar

yeah, I was wondering what "we were tied up half the day dealing with a weird thing that happened" meant too. Who knew Evan was into that?

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RMS's avatar

planning ahead for Kasich/Cruz in 2020

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jmhm's avatar

Ahead to the Past!

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RMS's avatar

fellatio LIBELZ!

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