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Most of the South, actually.

Also too, Florida is a thing because of the AC and hydro-engineering.

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Having spent most of my childhood in South Carolina (50s-early 60s) I can assure you that it was not really habitable without air conditioners either, just not nearly as bad as Houston.

I still remember those long nights trying to sleep with bed and pillows soaked in sweat.

Yep. The good old days is NOW, my friends.

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When I moved to the Bay Area in September of 2005, I didn't bother to check if my apartment had AC, because of course a nice place in a nice suburb has AC. Fast forward to July of 2006, and it got hot enough for me to want to turn on the AC... and I discovered that there's no AC. 🤦‍♂️

For the first several years since then, it's only been stupidly hot for a few weeks of the summer, during which time I'm spending most of the day at the office, and I gorge myself on ice cream at night and on the weekend. But more recently, the heat has stretched out to on-and-off for months. And of course right now, I'm spending all day, every day at home instead of the office, so... 🌡

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Here's to rooting for an august hurricane. The odds are pretty good for it, too.

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Gosh, what would be better? Infecting thousands of republican nomenklatura or having them blown away by a hurricane?

Sadly, they won’t have enough sense to stay home and skip this shitshow.

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I seem to recall chiggers.

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He's on the ticket at least. November is still a click or two out. The virus is keeping me tuned in. Alive or dead, Biden's got my vote. But really, I just need RBG to make it to mid January. If Biden wins, she can retire. If he doesn't, it won't much matter anyway.

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Except during seder, when you keep the cedar and the meat separate.

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Could someone please bring some dengue mosquitos up from the Keys.

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There is plenty of room for PhD candidates and a comprehensive biographer but I am not in either group.

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At this point, if he's the only alternative, I'm ready to vote for Ivan the Terrible.

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Maybe some defective grounding on the audio stuff?

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Even Chuck Woolery, just a squootch too late.

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That time of year is hurricane season in Virginia and they’re always coming up from Florida.

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Only seven words. Is it supposed to be repeated?

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I need Dave Barry to write about this.

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