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Cons: smoking at 9, vote at 65 and sex - never

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In the original German, the Declaration stated "All white landowners are created equal", but let's not quibble.

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Nice haircut, Liz.

I used to work with a woman who had that haircut. She was a religious conservative piece of shit, too. What is it about that haircut?

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Disqus OT inquiry. Does anyone else have a little box in the middle of the comments that says NBC News? It''s been showing up for weeks. I can't figure out whether Disqus causes it or something with my computer.

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I get my sex changed every time I go in for an abortion; about every 3000 miles or so. I figure they're all ready fiddling around down there so why not.

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Its the modified Karen

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there are a lot of similarities between R's and alcoholics. The deflecting of blame, reflexive lying, frequent outbursts. Someone needs to establish a 12 step program for recovering Republicans

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nope 🤔

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You made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

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