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Lancelot Link's avatar

GAbby Johnson?Now who could argue with that?

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Jay Whelan's avatar

So basically she's afraid to get into an elevator with her own stepson?

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Give them time, enterprise corruption cases don't take overnight

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Why does a Krazy Klan Kunt adopt a black child?

Something doesn't add up - or we sure she isn't pretending he's adopted to keep the white wing grift money coming in?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok.

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Fredilicious's avatar

Was she a character at the end of Sound of Music??

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Fredilicious's avatar

I think we may see some Emancipation Proclamations soon. When ward of the state is up.

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lisaaug's avatar

Unfortunately, it's pretty common among racists. To "prove" they are not racists, and to show either the superiority of white parenting (in the case of child success) or the genetic inferiority of non-whites (in the case of child failure.)

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Maybe's avatar

Is it okay to profile Johnson as a particularly obnoxious "Karen?"

And I'm not seeing that she loves her son. Being profiled could get him killed, yet she's all for it.

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GoodToGoFreeWilly's avatar

She's for forced birthing.

She is trying to prove why this mandate isn't a problem for unwanted children becoming a burden on society (cough-tax-payers-cough). That at five years she's already determined that the boy's destiny is tied up with the police isn't her fault, it's the fault of the 70% Black Fathers (lie) who abandoned him.

It's that fundy pretzel logic: Father always knows best, and enforced fatherhood is best, even if he doesn't want the kids and 70% abandon their kids, he still knows best.

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GoodToGoFreeWilly's avatar

From what I gather from the Dominionist Christian agenda, having loads of children is the first part, and that Big Daddy has 'final say', meaning all those falling under his 'household' (a whole 'nother mess let me tell you) must vote. Johnson is doing the 7M dogwhistle, letting the womenfolk hear what's expected of them: breed and obey.

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GoodToGoFreeWilly's avatar

Legally yes.The Quiverful Gang disagree. Big Daddy is in charge of his adult children until he meets his maker, but until then they are part of the 'householdings', a word often used interchangeably with how money is dealt with. ie think trickle up.

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GoodToGoFreeWilly's avatar

Qlue-less

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sarah_kay_gee ⚜️🏰⭐'s avatar

there's a "disproportionately high number of African-American males in our prison population for crimes

Johnson, you came SO close to making a real point, then just flailed away from it. It's like she was drowning and instead of the life jacket labeled "structural racism exists" she instead grabbed an anvil labeled "dark-skinned people are crimers".

Also, is anyone else getting the eye twitches from the clashing tenses on her stupid-ass shirt? "If there WAS [past tense] a problem I WILL [present tense] fix it"? UGH.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Wait... so this grifty bint whose ENTIRE career is based on appeals to emotion, manipulating the emotions of the credulous and the dim into buying her claim that 13 week fetuses have the cognitive resources, the experience, and the physical control to "recoil" from an abortion then says that she looks "at statistics over emotion"?

Is she fucking serious?

The truth is that she values her racism over her emotions.

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carovee's avatar

Has anyone checked on Johnson's black son? I'm a little worried about him.

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