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Good times!

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Banjo libel. It's a great continuuo instrument, and can solo as well.

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I'm not sure you've gripped the "Stepford" concept.

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Assholes. Asshole deals.

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Try not to judge. People gotta make living.

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THIS ad? No. This is such obvious shit, even our vaunted "independent" voters will blow it off.

Won't they?

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Wait. NdGT is a Republican? Like, he admits it?

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You forgot that they ALL have to be blonde.

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Step 8: See Steps 2-6. Step 9: See Step 7. Step 10: Forget about Step 1.

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I'm not an actor, but I play one not playing one in TV commercials.

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You've got your plops mixed up. There's a reason the Republican mascot is an elephant.

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For some reason, any headline begins with "Republicans target..." makes me begin to sweat a little. This is the party of Ted Nugent after all.

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The Tea Party is pretty diverse compared to the GOP.

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Fortunately most of us do have our limits.

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<i>...the Editrix did not provide us with enough booze to watch it more than once...</i>

In fairness to the Editrix, there's hardly enough booze on Earth to make anyone watch it more than once.

Though I'll entertain any offers.

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And don't even<i> think </i>about what she's doing with Daddy in the bedroom.

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