17 Comments

You see I would have no sadz about this story iffin not for if the folks over at the headquarters of the DNC would have jumped all sprattle legged when the tundra twit and her band of misfits were on teevee and her making all that rucus at electin time and demannedid her not be hunting and the sorts on teevee while folks was concentratin on votin, but theys didnt so mister chairpersoney Rinse or Rancid whichever it be needs to keep his flap shut and worry bout debaitin.Cause the last time I seed one I would rather watch what a rerun of ol Gilligan and the Skipper was like than any ol clowney show like they put on

Expand full comment

Shit, if they really promised that, I might get basic cable again.

Expand full comment

"Who cares?"

Expand full comment

Umana umana?

Expand full comment

And that's almost impossible.

Expand full comment

Threatening to not spread their manure come election time? Hardly a "shoot the puppy" strategy ... <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Z_JOGmXpe5I" target="_blank">much more like this </a>, I think.

Expand full comment

Also, too: Mike Ochitches.

Expand full comment

A friend of mine bought a used Reince Priebus in college, but he couldn't keep the carb adjusted and then a wheel fell off.

Expand full comment

The subtitle "An Epic Bromance" just didn't draw in the sponsors.

Expand full comment

Drawing the comparison to FOX News is too easy. No low hanging fruit for the Shypixel today.

Instead, let me just point out that Reince is so deep in the closet that he is finding the skeletons of gay cavemen.

Expand full comment

Really? I always thought the Munsters was quite popular...

Expand full comment

Beelzebubette?

Expand full comment

Oh man, lemme tell ya, you're missing out...

Expand full comment

Wasn't the "Citizens United" case about broadcasting an anti-Hillary Clinton movie (well, commercial - practically the same thing) close to an election?

Here the 2016 vote is over two years away.

Funny how the GNoP's position shifts so quickly - depending on whose ox is being bored.

Expand full comment

Yes. Also, I see the irony in swearing off low hanging fruit, then making a gay joke...

Expand full comment

Comedy Central?

Expand full comment