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Painter of Goats's avatar

So I'm guessing “Uber” was the third thing Rick Perry was going to address in his speech to the Americans for Prosperity.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

You know, that straight, sober Rob Ford is not nearly as entertaining as, well, that <i>other</i> Rob Ford guy.

Mahousu's avatar

How many bullet holes in those TVs?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

At first I thought that Gov. Perry's palm "Uber" was was a reminder of how much he he liked German jackbooted thugs, but then I also remembered that UBER was an acronym for Undocumented Bordercrossers Elect Republicans.

bobbert's avatar

And the bumba-heads are kind of cute.

Ikimizi's avatar

Republicans. You never know when they're going to break into a place, loot it, and bust up everything they can't carry off. It's just part of their culture. It's time for the police to start profiling them.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I thought it was to die ON.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Ahh, to be touched by a carnie. How romantic, in a Rob Ford kind of way.

Vienna Woods's avatar

My sister, who is vigorously supporting another candidate, was at a <a href="http:\/\/globalnews.ca\/news\/1478849\/toronto-mayoral-debate-only-open-to-east-york-residents\/" target="_blank">notorious event back in July </a> when Ford and bro Doug tried to bully their way into having their entire entourage admitted to a debate. She was disgusted.

fuflans's avatar

i had a bobble head obama once.

but then the cats broke it.