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Did you ever look at a football, you know, like really look at it?

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"1989: A car salesman from Kelowna sold footage of a beaver to the American TV show Unsolved Mysteries, claiming it to be Ogopogo."

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So true. I remember one extremely lengthy and smoky discussion one evening back in college regarding why footballs had laces.

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Fewer municipal resources allocated to chasing down potheads = more resources available for other things, like basically everything else. (Big if, the change is implemented right.) I'm no Rob "Meatball" Ford defender, but this was one of the less nonsensical things he said.

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As usual, xkcd IS ON IT: <a href="http://xkcd.com/1235/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://xkcd.com/1235/">http://xkcd.com/1235/</a>

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It is very illegal; in fact the current right wing government has increased the severity of punishment for minor possession, just because they loooove prisons so very much.

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He's in the pocket of Big Gulp.

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Does Canada have a Christian right? If so I haz a sad.

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Jabba the Slut?

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Read 'em and weep... I know I do. <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/cana..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/from-bible-bill-to-...">http://www.cbc.ca/news/cana...

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NOW I haz a sad; I'd expected better but I guess the tactics of our Jeebus bleaters were successful enough to migrate.

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