Rob Ford Neither Licked Nor Sucked On That Lady's Vengetable, Rob Ford Says In Best Press Conference Ever
Hey Toronto Mayor Rob Ford? Whatcha been doin'? Smokin' a little drugs? Hanging with some bangin'? Perhaps telling some lady you would like to eat her pussy?
Oh, DEFINITELY not that last one, and Rob Ford is going to take legal action, and, like sue the police and a waiter for their outlandish claims, what are outlandish? Because Rob Ford is an elegant and genteel man? Let's go to the tape!
Transcribe it for us and don't bother with stupid euphemisms, won't you, National Post?
Ford then said he never said “I want to eat your pussy” to a former female staffer, an allegation contained in the court document.
“I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home,” he said, drawing gasps from the reporters gathered around his office.
Would Rob Ford lie to you, Toronto? We think not. Case closed.
[ NationalPost ]
Yep, I left that one hanging out over the plate.... and it took an hour!
At least he broke down and got a driver. The streets of T.O. are that much safer.
This is the best part: The following is the exchange that took place between Ford and the reporter:
Reporter: "Sir, there's a picture that went out on Twitter this morning of you reading while still driving on the Gardiner [Expressway]."
Ford: "Yeah, probably. I'm busy."
Reporter: "So you read while driving?"
Ford: "Yeah, probably, yeah. I'm try[ing] to catch up on my work and you know I keep my eyes on the road, but I'm a busy man."
Reporter: "You don't see a problem doing that on the Gardiner?"
Ford: "Well, I'm busy. I got to be — I don't know what that has to do with a trade mission, but anyways. Ridiculous questions sometimes, seriously."