But once the House Ethics Committee released its long-awaited report on Santos’s ethics this morning, he quickly announced he would not be seeking re-election.
And he also said that right after he took office and the waves of bullshit starting crashing ashore. I wouldn't hold my breath. I mean he'd be crazy to run again, but that's the world we're living in now.
“At nearly every opportunity, he placed his desire for private gain above his duty to uphold the Constitution, federal law, and ethical principles.” Sounds really familiar. So familiar.
“Robbing Peter To Pay Paul From OnlyFans: The George Santos House Ethics Committee Report”
or
Throbbing Peter to Gay Paul from OnlyFans.
What’s even more absurd than this guy squatting in Congress for 2+ years is that he probably expected his ethics woes to vanish in the ethics committee. If the ethics committee doesn’t exist to whitewash Republican corruption, what on Earth is it good for???
I can't help wanting to see the huge purse he must have gotten at Hermes for $4,000. I think it might be like a great big cross body bag with varnished brass rings in the straps that is very discreet and distinguished only it's red. He might have totally meant to get the brown one but he hadn't known about the other and he just had to have it. He was a little hesitant but now he's totally happy using it in the House. That's what I imagine-- that's how I am with those big purchases.
When he finally has to sell all the stuff to fund his numerous legal defenses it’s going to be one hell of an auction. RuPaul would be able to outfit an entire season of contestants for pocket change.
I'm not sure. He seems to favor navy blue pullovers lately. Of course he'll write a book! How he daringly lived as an obscure waitress in a diner, maybe.
I mean, ya kinda gotta admit that Santos’ level of criminal activity is pretty impressive. Like, that’s a lot of crime. That’s like Trump/Agnew level crime doin’.
He also has those chubby cheeks one just wants to pinch--and pull back around his head as far as they will stretch. Oh, Georgie, you're such a good little grifter.
Do not expel Nobel Peace Prize winner and licensed chiropractor George Santos. We need him there to make fun of the Republicans between now and the election. We can’t do that if American Idol winner and Jiffy Lube technician George Santos is not there.
While we are on the subject of R grifters- what's going on with Sara Huckabee Sanders and her "lectern" (ie hen wine party in Paris) ?
But once the House Ethics Committee released its long-awaited report on Santos’s ethics this morning, he quickly announced he would not be seeking re-election.
And he also said that right after he took office and the waves of bullshit starting crashing ashore. I wouldn't hold my breath. I mean he'd be crazy to run again, but that's the world we're living in now.
And, based on that pic, lots and lots on lip fillers...
Dude has to pay for parking...... I get that.......
/FFS
Great he's finally facing consequences. Now do PAB!
“At nearly every opportunity, he placed his desire for private gain above his duty to uphold the Constitution, federal law, and ethical principles.” Sounds really familiar. So familiar.
“Robbing Peter To Pay Paul From OnlyFans: The George Santos House Ethics Committee Report”
or
Throbbing Peter to Gay Paul from OnlyFans.
What’s even more absurd than this guy squatting in Congress for 2+ years is that he probably expected his ethics woes to vanish in the ethics committee. If the ethics committee doesn’t exist to whitewash Republican corruption, what on Earth is it good for???
See!!!! They care about effics. A real whole lot too!!!
I can't help wanting to see the huge purse he must have gotten at Hermes for $4,000. I think it might be like a great big cross body bag with varnished brass rings in the straps that is very discreet and distinguished only it's red. He might have totally meant to get the brown one but he hadn't known about the other and he just had to have it. He was a little hesitant but now he's totally happy using it in the House. That's what I imagine-- that's how I am with those big purchases.
The only thing $4k at Hermes was probably a tie on clearance.
As an online shopper I've really lost touch!
I think the real Hermes did fly around with a big purse, though, which had Medusa's head in it.
When he finally has to sell all the stuff to fund his numerous legal defenses it’s going to be one hell of an auction. RuPaul would be able to outfit an entire season of contestants for pocket change.
I'm not sure. He seems to favor navy blue pullovers lately. Of course he'll write a book! How he daringly lived as an obscure waitress in a diner, maybe.
I mean, ya kinda gotta admit that Santos’ level of criminal activity is pretty impressive. Like, that’s a lot of crime. That’s like Trump/Agnew level crime doin’.
Ta, Evan. The Botox™️ didn't work.
He got that turned- up lip.
He also has those chubby cheeks one just wants to pinch--and pull back around his head as far as they will stretch. Oh, Georgie, you're such a good little grifter.
I guess for him it's like being Zsa Zsa Gabor and not wanting any wrinkles. All the pointless female things.
I was responsible and bought my Train tickets for Montreal next year. Now i'm totally ready to go-i just need to pack
Do not expel Nobel Peace Prize winner and licensed chiropractor George Santos. We need him there to make fun of the Republicans between now and the election. We can’t do that if American Idol winner and Jiffy Lube technician George Santos is not there.
Wasn't George also Lion-O's favorite slam-piece?
I just know Wonkette will miss having Georgie around to make fun of.
The GOP House caucus is like some kind of reality show that TV producers would never have created because "nobody would believe this absurd BS".
Oh don't fret, there will still be plenty of Republicans to mock.
Even if Santos' word about not running for re-election was meaningful, he never said Anthony Devolder wouldn't go for it.
Yeah what’s the over under on him deciding to run?