But once the House Ethics Committee released its long-awaited report on Santos’s ethics this morning, he quickly announced he would not be seeking re-election.
And he also said that right after he took office and the waves of bullshit starting crashing ashore. I wouldn't hold my breath. I mean he'd be crazy to run again, but that's the world we're living in now.
“At nearly every opportunity, he placed his desire for private gain above his duty to uphold the Constitution, federal law, and ethical principles.” Sounds really familiar. So familiar.
“Robbing Peter To Pay Paul From OnlyFans: The George Santos House Ethics Committee Report”
or
Throbbing Peter to Gay Paul from OnlyFans.
What’s even more absurd than this guy squatting in Congress for 2+ years is that he probably expected his ethics woes to vanish in the ethics committee. If the ethics committee doesn’t exist to whitewash Republican corruption, what on Earth is it good for???
I can't help wanting to see the huge purse he must have gotten at Hermes for $4,000. I think it might be like a great big cross body bag with varnished brass rings in the straps that is very discreet and distinguished only it's red. He might have totally meant to get the brown one but he hadn't known about the other and he just had to have it. He was a little hesitant but now he's totally happy using it in the House. That's what I imagine-- that's how I am with those big purchases.
I'm not sure. He seems to favor navy blue pullovers lately. Of course he'll write a book! How he daringly lived as an obscure waitress in a diner, maybe.
He also has those chubby cheeks one just wants to pinch--and pull back around his head as far as they will stretch. Oh, Georgie, you're such a good little grifter.
Can you even imagine if Chuck Schumer said to a reporter that the senate isn’t
planning to expel Bob Menendez because they need his vote? That’s hardly even a paraphrase of what “Mike” “Johnson” said about Santos / Kantara / Hermes Devolder.
What, no mention of his xitter flare-up, demanding A ARTICLE V CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION!!!1!!!! to get to the bottom of the unethical behavior of the ethics committee that unethically besmirched his good name with all these lies about how he is a thieving liar who lies and thieves and should not be trusted? Also, I believe his claim that he will not run again about as much as I believe anything else he has ever said.
While we are on the subject of R grifters- what's going on with Sara Huckabee Sanders and her "lectern" (ie hen wine party in Paris) ?
But once the House Ethics Committee released its long-awaited report on Santos’s ethics this morning, he quickly announced he would not be seeking re-election.
And he also said that right after he took office and the waves of bullshit starting crashing ashore. I wouldn't hold my breath. I mean he'd be crazy to run again, but that's the world we're living in now.
And, based on that pic, lots and lots on lip fillers...
Dude has to pay for parking...... I get that.......
/FFS
Great he's finally facing consequences. Now do PAB!
“At nearly every opportunity, he placed his desire for private gain above his duty to uphold the Constitution, federal law, and ethical principles.” Sounds really familiar. So familiar.
“Robbing Peter To Pay Paul From OnlyFans: The George Santos House Ethics Committee Report”
or
Throbbing Peter to Gay Paul from OnlyFans.
What’s even more absurd than this guy squatting in Congress for 2+ years is that he probably expected his ethics woes to vanish in the ethics committee. If the ethics committee doesn’t exist to whitewash Republican corruption, what on Earth is it good for???
See!!!! They care about effics. A real whole lot too!!!
I can't help wanting to see the huge purse he must have gotten at Hermes for $4,000. I think it might be like a great big cross body bag with varnished brass rings in the straps that is very discreet and distinguished only it's red. He might have totally meant to get the brown one but he hadn't known about the other and he just had to have it. He was a little hesitant but now he's totally happy using it in the House. That's what I imagine-- that's how I am with those big purchases.
The only thing $4k at Hermes was probably a tie on clearance.
As an online shopper I've really lost touch!
I think the real Hermes did fly around with a big purse, though, which had Medusa's head in it.
I'm not sure. He seems to favor navy blue pullovers lately. Of course he'll write a book! How he daringly lived as an obscure waitress in a diner, maybe.
Ta, Evan. The Botox™️ didn't work.
He got that turned- up lip.
He also has those chubby cheeks one just wants to pinch--and pull back around his head as far as they will stretch. Oh, Georgie, you're such a good little grifter.
I guess for him it's like being Zsa Zsa Gabor and not wanting any wrinkles. All the pointless female things.
I was responsible and bought my Train tickets for Montreal next year. Now i'm totally ready to go-i just need to pack
Wasn't George also Lion-O's favorite slam-piece?
I just know Wonkette will miss having Georgie around to make fun of.
The GOP House caucus is like some kind of reality show that TV producers would never have created because "nobody would believe this absurd BS".
Oh don't fret, there will still be plenty of Republicans to mock.
Even if Santos' word about not running for re-election was meaningful, he never said Anthony Devolder wouldn't go for it.
Yeah what’s the over under on him deciding to run?
Can you even imagine if Chuck Schumer said to a reporter that the senate isn’t
planning to expel Bob Menendez because they need his vote? That’s hardly even a paraphrase of what “Mike” “Johnson” said about Santos / Kantara / Hermes Devolder.
Shouldn't Mike Johnson get credit for no shutdown?
What, no mention of his xitter flare-up, demanding A ARTICLE V CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION!!!1!!!! to get to the bottom of the unethical behavior of the ethics committee that unethically besmirched his good name with all these lies about how he is a thieving liar who lies and thieves and should not be trusted? Also, I believe his claim that he will not run again about as much as I believe anything else he has ever said.