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๐˜™๐˜Œ๐˜ˆ๐˜’๐˜๐˜•๐˜Ž: ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท ๐˜™๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ข ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด ๐˜ข ๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜Œ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ด, ๐˜›๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ, ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜๐˜ด๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ. ๐˜™๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ข ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ฅ๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜ณ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜œ๐˜ฌ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ. ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ญ๐˜ถ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด 23 ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด, ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜‹๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜”๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท, ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜Š๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜™๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜š๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ญ, ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฅ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜™๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜”๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜œ๐˜ฌ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜บ. ๐˜ˆ๐˜ค๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ญ๐˜ถ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ "๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜œ๐˜ฌ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ด" ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด.

https://xcancel.com/Megatron_ron/status/2045613440396619832#m

Lizard's avatar

โ€œThe Egyptians were such gigachadsโ€ -A line that an actual human being spoke behind me at the Metropolitan Museum of Art this morning

M-X's avatar

I think I might zonk out while the beef kind-of-daube/stew is in the oven, but it's on timer and the primary recipient of it has been forewarned what to do, at least.

meow meow yaaawwwnnn meow

Dirty Work's avatar

If at this late juncture you continue to love trump and take carpet burns on your forehead for Fox, go fuck yourselves you America hating simps.

"M"'s avatar

In 1967 Israel attacked a US Navy ship

And the then President of the United States told survivors never to speak about it

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m59qp-hDK-A

satch's avatar

If there's anything to be slightly thankful in the TFG Era, it's that TFG himself is such a worthless, corrupt, and monumentally stupid collection of all the worst attributes of humanity. If he was just slightly less vile and venal, if he had instituted one program that actually benefits ordinary people, he might have successfully bullshitted his way into the history books as a champion of the Common Man, if the Common Man was just as bad as he is. This was a lesson that 77 million voters were too dumb to learn any other way than by harsh experience.

The Wanderer's avatar

I suggested back in 2011 that Trump would pass himself off as "The Rich Man Who is the Poor Man's Friend," and voters would kiss his designer shoes.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

A notable difference from Hitler, who went all in for big popular government projects.

Like the Volkswagen (not his idea, Porsche's) and the Autobahn (also not his idea). Plus the whole country was down for some rah rah nationalism after having struggled through a horrifying war then getting the shit kicked out of them some more once the war was over.

Future note, when imposing reparations, target the people actually responsible, like the rich people.

The Wanderer's avatar

The great thing is that he's getting stupider every day.

"M"'s avatar

*Is* that really great, though?

If we're left with not just the active enablers, but the passive ones too who refuse to put an active stop to what the active enablers are doing (even though too many of the passive ones simultaneously claim to be pro-democracy) ...?

The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah, but imagine what kind of hell we'd have if he and his minions were competent and sane.

Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

We have to be careful, though, he may yet cause a stupid singularity.

The Wanderer's avatar

Imagine what he'll be like this time next year.

pskbh's avatar

OT: 15 minutes after hanging the feeder, my hummer is on it! I thought I heard one early this morning (31 on the perch), but last year he/she hovered 4 feet from my face saying WTF? I had it up immediately (late February). I'm happy ๐Ÿ˜Š

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Guitarist Tony Mottola was born on this day in 1918. Here he is with "Prelude To A Kiss":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT5VQxkDsKE

And from 1970, here he is with Toots Theilemans' "Bluesette":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiJAEN5NU-U

Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/boltsmag.org/post/3mjsgs4krui2s

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani recently ordered several audits of the cityโ€™s existing sanctuary laws. With an eye on mass ICE deployments elsewhere, he also required training for city employees on how to respond to federal agents.

tek's avatar

This was a good prompt, we're on a roll here gang ;)

punkindrublic's avatar

After President Pedo posted a pic of himself as Orange Jesus healing the sick, I was thinking maybe it was impossible for him and the bozos he has surrounded himself with to get any stupider. And then in quick succession, Hicseth preaching Bible scripture to a crowd of dolts that was actually dialogue written by Quentin Tarantino for Samuel L. Jackson's role in "Pulp Fiction". Then Brainworm Jr.'s fascination with raccoon dicks, and finally learning that Kashyap Patel gets monkey-walking drunk most nights until he passes out in his locked room. I've know maybe two people in my life this inept and pathetically idiotic, but Trump has somehow managed to round up scores and scores of them to piss all over our democracy.

Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

"Do you have morals or ethics that you won't disregard?" "No, sir!" "You're hired!"

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I did a podcast interview a few days ago for an up and coming series called Adrenaline Unscripted. It was a fun conversation. If you have time check it out here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0hXKk9w6r4

A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

Can we just switch the old farts in NYTโ€™s management with the crossword staff?

โ€œTerm in the bedroom, maybe?โ€ Um โ€ฆ Iโ€™m not done with todayโ€™s crossword, but โ€œsafewordโ€ apparently.

I wonder if the crossword folks could give the Grey Lady a facelift, mayhaps.

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Whoopsie. Looks like the Iranians have had enough of Donnie and the Dipshits popping off at the mouth:

https://apnews.com/article/us-iran-war-israel-hormuz-18-april-2026-ab475cb979825b956a10d60103026b37

satch's avatar

Note to Amurkins: the Persians actually invented chess.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

The Persians have been negotiating for thousands of years so they clearly have some clue as to what that word means. The Butthole in Chief, however, thinks negotiating is him making demands and the other party complying with all of those demands. And if you're nice about it, Iran, he'll let you join his Board of Peace for $1 Billion.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

My prediction: Trump will call off the blockade, prompting Iran to reopen the strait. Trump will then declare victory.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I soLVeD mY 10tH WaR. I cAn haZ GoLD tHINgy NoW?

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"prompting Iran to reopen the strait"

Would not be sure of that.

โ€˜Iran does not trust USโ€™s intentions in negotiationsโ€™

https://aje.news/4h6pbo?update=4503492

tek's avatar

Gee, I wonder why?

Militant Agnostic's avatar

I can't imagine why not.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

This is why all my supertankers filled with M&Ms.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

They are not all named Lusitania for nothing!

Enter Ranting's avatar

What does this mean for Jaredโ€™s Lasting Peace in the Middle East?

"M"'s avatar

It means what those of us who were first suspicious when he owned 666 Fifth Avenue thought it meant

https://www.wonkette.com/p/robert-f-kennedy-jr-nowhere-near/comment/245582723

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

Jared negotiated a cease fire that lasted through market close. Isn't that enough?

"M"'s avatar

Somebody charted his corrupt string of grift all the way back through his ownership of 666 Fifth Avenue (yes, really, for those doubting everything put out recently about whether his Orange FIL is the antichrist or not ) when he almost went under

I have to find it

CripesAmighty's avatar

If they closed positions on Friday. Unless they turned around and went long oil/short everything else, gonna get hammered Monday.

tek's avatar

Now he's gonna have to go do it again Monday.

Dirty Work's avatar

If we work hard and play by (their) the rules they'll allow us to eat.

Jared makes more money in a single lie than do most Americans during an entire lifetime of honest work.

Ain't mathin ..

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Tuesday, gotta play the downswing on Monday.

tek's avatar

see, this is why I'm not rich.

The Wanderer's avatar

A blockade's an act of war, so you can expect this response.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Right? This isn't hard.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Um, Trump and Hegseth didnโ€™t expect Iran would close the strait in the first place.

asmallmacropod's avatar

Nor did Israel. They looked at all possible scenarios and Iran closing the Strait wasnโ€™t one of them.

tek's avatar

"Trump and Hegseth didn't expect <insert pretty much anything here>"

The Wanderer's avatar

And anyone with the merest moiety of their marbles could see that it'd be the first retaliatory move Iran would do.

So you see that leaves out The Drunkard and The Homunculus.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

They don't seem to be good at WARFIGHTING.

EyeQueue's avatar

Oh well. Anyway. *popcorn gif*

Saviour of Bread's avatar

It sounds bad, but basically they are phonetically the same language, just written in different alpha . . . oh yeah. As you were.

Queen Mรฉabh's avatar

I read about that yesterday. I was sickened.

Wokey McWokeface's avatar

They know what they're doing. Interpreters are getting in the way.

verne's avatar

caitlin jenner is available....

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Kidnapping brown women. Texas Traditions

The Wanderer's avatar

Gods-damned ICE.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Freddy Andersen has a reputation as a hot-and-cold goalie, but he was definitely hot for the Hurricanes in their opening playoff game, shutting out the Senators. It was close, especially one save where he reached so far behind him to glove a puck that the call on the ice was that he'd held it behind the goal line for an Ottawa score. It was reversed by replay.

I'm kind of mildly rooting for the Sens, just because they've never won a Stanley Cup. But Brady Tkachuk is starting to annoy me the same way his brothers do. He responds to losing by getting pissy and picking fights. Maybe to some people that's being tough; to me it just makes you look like a jerk.

The Wanderer's avatar

I know, right? Starting a fight at the very start is just stupid. Who does he think he is, the Hanson Brothers?