We did it, you guys! We defeated Robert Gibbs with our restless coverage of his LEGO-based terrorism when there was nothing else to write about last week! Yes, Mr. Robert Lane Gibbs, famed White House press secretary, is leaving the White House forever,
whpc: 'ms. poundstone why is president o'bama spending five billion dollars to travel to an asian summit with furreigners when he should make furreigners come to us america?'
pp: 'well, i don't really know anything about that but i DO know that, uh, the, uh - hold on a second i have to turn my microphone up - ok now i'm back and i DO know that fred rutherford was the dad on 'leave it to beaver' and rutherford is my cat who is hard to shop for.'
Yes, i noticed that too but we can help fix that.
oh man that would so awesome.
whpc: 'ms. poundstone why is president o'bama spending five billion dollars to travel to an asian summit with furreigners when he should make furreigners come to us america?'
pp: 'well, i don't really know anything about that but i DO know that, uh, the, uh - hold on a second i have to turn my microphone up - ok now i'm back and i DO know that fred rutherford was the dad on 'leave it to beaver' and rutherford is my cat who is hard to shop for.'
Is Stephen Hawking available?
I will miss Gibbs but I guess the lure of the used car business was just too great.
I vote for the Terror Threat Level Alert-bot Roomba as Gibbs replacement.
Maybe he can get Chuck Todd to chug on over to namby pamby land.