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I've never seen such sore winners as you guys. How are we supposed to "let" Trump make America great again when the Republicans control the White House, congress, the senate, a majority of appointed SCOTUS judges, and last I counted, 33 states? It's all on you, comrade.

The last eight recessions have happened under Republican control.The 1929 depression and the 2008 recession (the second worst in the last century) both happened after several years of Republican control of both legislative houses and the White House, so I recommend that you put your retirement investment [snerk] in bonds.

And I think you mean "losers", not "loosers". Losers would include, you know, groups like our old enemies the Nazis, or the traitors the confederates.

Edit to add: "For the love of God, Montresor! Punctuate!"

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Being the one who both dealt it and smelt it, and being high on your own supply seem to be inextricably entwined.

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I CANNOT WAIT to encourage everybody I know who lives in his district to vote him OUT. He should go live in his winery in Russia since he loves it so much.

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Regarding obstruction...even if there was "No collusion!" if Trump did try to disrupt the investigation into Michael Flynn (an unregistered foreign agent guilty of perjury and possibly more) and Paul Manafort (who has indictments) those are definitely people involved in very real crimes.

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If not actually planned it as part of his strategy, for whatever reason

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To be clear, in Trump's brain, if the question doesn't contain the word COLLUSION it is not a question about COLLUSION.

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But ... where do the luftballoons fit into all this?

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"Ha! That's what you know! It's like a car crash, only yuuuuuuuuuge! A colLUsion!"

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Sire. And I wouldn't use it in a courtroom.

At Wonkette, however, You're One-Stop Shop For All What's Snarky- Allegedly!- what's the harm? ; )

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49 Trumpists collude on the wall49 Trumpists collude, If one of those Trumpists should happen to flip...

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Especially since all his elder siblings are gonna end up in jail too

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And it must be in ALL CAPS

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Don't forget RealDoll, Ivanka edition.

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Pretty sure the leaks did not come from the Mueller team, which has been very disciplined and closed mouthed. The Trump camp, on the other hand . . .

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That is a very anglicized (automatic) pronunciation. Pretty sure the J in 'justitia' is pronounced as 'y', and both T's are pronounced as T's. And 'caelum', while it is a cognate of 'ceiling', is pronounced with hard 'k' sound.So: Fee-aht yoos-tee-tee-ah, roo-aht kai-lum.

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If only the crooked Attorneys General of Texas and Florida had a say in this they could collaborate with him to do no more Russian Investigation, in return for another campaign donation of laundered Rubles.

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