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What do we say to the god of stupid fucking OLC memos?

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If a special counsel's report falls in the laps of Congress, but no one cares, does it make a sound?

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I'm sure that the bestest, most stablest and strongest gubmint on earth will handle the job with ease. Assuming the year is only 2015, that is.

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Why do I bother cleaning my countertops?

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Because of the alternative

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Because human-fur balls are the worst to cough up?

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If it did, could we hear it over all the crying children in baby jails?

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The water cooler is frozen?

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Summer camps. You meant to say summer camps, right?

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Mueller has said everything he possibly can to clarify his decisions, which aren’t even actually HIS decisions but rather a policy that hinders him from making a move on the president, no matter the information he found. He provided a carefully but succinctly worded map for the actual enforcers to use to do the job where he could not. For him to come out publicly and explain exactly what HIS WORDS mean so that they can’t be misstated or skewed is tactical. He’s spent 2 years hunting down facts and doing so in a manner so as to not spook the pigeons into running. It’s logistical. He pointed out that there’s already been an effort to cover up the trail of evidence. And gathering his evidence required a wide net approach. He’s netted enough fish and now Congress and ALL the other investigations have to keep them trapped in the barrel until they are ready to shoot them. This is how he got Gotti. This is how he’s setting the narrative. He’s all business all the time, like a hunting dog. But I have a mental picture of his head exploding like the cover for that movie “Brazil”.

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Sweat lodges? I can work with that.

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"Not today, Satan."

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This is but one of those oft heard of 'thousand cuts' Soon, there will be bleeding, bloodletting even and with any luck at all, the finale will look like a chainsaw massacre redux on steroids.The thirst for justice has only one solution. We want it all, the Orange and the guilty all must fall. Impeach and prosecute, outvote and indict, whatever, whatever. Just do it!

Oh yeah, the co-conspirators, cough-cough Russia are next.

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For me it's still Rosenstein's betrayal that stings the most. What a two faced weasel.

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At one point didn't Mueller say it wouldn't be constitutional because of DOJ policy?

What does "policy" have to do with constitutional? OLC is not a court of law. They don't decide what is constitutional. That's the executive usurping the power of the judiciary

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Wuz the DizzyKus plug pulled for a while?

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