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Judith, if I had realized you were a lady-type person, I certainly would nave not---

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Maybe he worked in a movie theater. That'll put you off popcorn for life.

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Trump needs a Mental treatment. :P He is totally out of mind

https://www.pakpolitical.com/

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That is the perfect description of his ugly, permanently open little maw. But what a cat's butthole egests is less noxious and valueless than what comes out of Trump's hole.

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Join the club.😁

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I hate when you get a kernel piece lodged in your throat and have to spend (PANIC-ED) moments trying to dig it out!

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You hate popcorn? WhatTheFuck is wrong with you?

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Trump and his cat butt-hole mouth. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Here's how we make popcorn these days: Pour 1/4 cup of popcorn kernels (we like the white corn) into a brown lunch-sized paper bag (buy them where the foil and plastic wrap are located), fold the top down tight and cook in the microwave like normal commercial microwave popcorn.

When it's done popping, scoop it into a bowl, holding the bag so the unpopped kernels stay in the bag and then do your toppings. It's inexpensive, never fails, and doesn't have anything in there that can kill you like commercial popcorn and it's the perfect size for two servings. XO

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It's said that WW IV will be fought with clubs.

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When I was in elementary school we used to have nuclear drills over the Cuban Missile Crisis. They would have us file into the basement and hide under wooden desks. Brilliant.

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"Trading Places" is my favorite movie of all time! I watch it every Christmas.

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Roger Stone's Nixon tatoo - for reaz --https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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He has teeth?

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Take me back to TEXAS! A lady fitness-trainer said of a client, "She got the tummy tuck, then a few weeks later showed me her brand-new belly-button. Swear and be damned if it didn't look just like a cat's asshole!"

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