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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The only thing saving Donald in that department? His kids are dumber than him.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I like covfefe,I like tea,I like the Jared jive,And it likes me.

Jared and me and Ivanka makes three,A cuppa, a cuppa, a cuppa, a cuppa bullshit.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

β€œIt is a far, far better grope that I do, than I have ever groped and I have have to grab them, believe me; it is a far, far better Twitterstorm that I go to than I have ever known.” - A Firesale of Two Titties

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

When Mueller backs Ivanka into a corner (perjury-wise, not the kind of of backing-into-a-corner that involves Trump pussy-grabbing), it may test her limits.

shivaskeeper's avatar

Same thing I always do. Make the same comment as someone else and then pretend I was the original one even if the timestamp says the other comment was hours before mine.

Bebecca's avatar

"One source said the nature of this conversation was principally to make sure Kushner doesn’t have information that exonerates Flynn".Is anyone else suspicious of this? It's what anyone related to trump would use as an excuse for a visit from Mueller.

Bebecca's avatar

I'll bet trump told all his people to just write anything, it won't matter since he's president since every one of them failed to mention lots of things on their security clearance applications.

Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard's avatar

I hope he ends up in the same cell his old man was in.

goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Jared by some accounts wasn't totally awful before marrying into the Trump clan. It gives me pause as I look at my two single son's.

Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

Obama should have hidden a fake Kenyan birth certificate signed "Suck A Lemon, Little Man!"

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CLUE: When you’re involved with your buddies in a criminal enterprise and the detectives ask you if you know anything that could exonerate your buddies, they’re not talking about your buddies; they’re talking about you.

I know, you walk into that room thinking you’re smarter than these dumb cops, with their β€œpolice Administration” degrees, that are like physical ed degrees. You think you can play them, because, of course, you are smarter than they are. Trouble is, they know more than you think they know and you are β€œplaying,” all right, right into their big grubby hands.

KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.