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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Upfist for the Zevon reference.

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Petunia Cat's avatar

I wonder if all these “back channel” setting up meetings are going to turn out to have had an entirely different purpose that is AMAZINGLY EVIL. And you know, kind of exciting. “Back channeling“ being the cover story, like bouncy Russian babies was.

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Darth Trad's avatar

President Pence's first duty will be to constitute the Republic of Gilead. Who wants to join me on the run to freedom!!They'll be mutated scorpions...http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd...mutated cockroaches...http://cinematerror.com/wp-...Trump voters....http://www.imfdb.org/images...

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Petunia Cat's avatar

I feel this way too. Like arrests should be provided. Sort of like a continental breakfast… 🥐🚓

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Petunia Cat's avatar

I was thinking it would confirm part of somebody’s story. “I met with Mr. Xski on eleventy of Any Month in the library with the candlestick." You know what I mean.

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grayone's avatar

Seriously, between Wonkette and another excellent political analysis site (www.electoral-vote.com) , I get the best daily summing up of events delivered in an entertaining manner. I can then go and read in depth about those things.

Thanks Wonkette. You provide a much valued service. (And yes, I am off to your Donate button right now.)

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Ducky's avatar

I'm impatient for the grand finale, please quickly get these fuckers on the fucked list:Spanky, Ivanky, JarJar, Uday and Quesay, Paul Ryan, MItch McConnell, Sarah Sanders, Kelly Ann Kon, that other Kelly sell out person, ..........all the high level liars, traitors, grifters and destroyers of the USA. Expand the scope of the indictments!

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Bagnole's avatar

Fuckin’ fuck yasss!

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sarafina's avatar

I'd prefer to wait until December so both Trump and Pence would get the boot and Nancy Pelosi can waltz in.

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sarafina's avatar

Or just leave The Dotard there. He's manipulatable, Schumer should be able to manage that.

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sarafina's avatar

If, heaven forfend, Pruitt is still there he needs to go.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Well, it's no longer Friday, but it's cool reading. Thanks, Evan.

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tinker12's avatar

These are all the SWAMP people. Blub, blub mofos -- https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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tinker12's avatar

That's right up there will Oliver Closeoff.

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tinker12's avatar

I find it odd that someone would use "fiesta" and "emergency" in the same description.

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skunkcabbage's avatar

Of all of the above the one that gives me the most pleasure is hearing that Eric Prince is gonna go down. I hope Bobby Three Sticks Mueller uncovers a whole lot more UnAmerican behavior from Mr. Mercenary Prince.

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