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Indira Gandhi thought her bodyguards would be sufficient

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"putting on the Riiiitz!"

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Oooh, that's a tricky one. As a fellow Responsible Adult™, I really want to say no. However, there's a part of me that says you definitely should be. All of me agrees you shouldn't let him know it, though.

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I suspect that beyond throwing our government into failure and removing every last shred of trust we had in it, Putin always planned for #DumbDonald to end up in jail and penniless as well.

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"an even greater conspiracy to reorder the world and give the spoils to a bunch of rich motherfuckers without regard for American democracy"

Weird, I came to this same conclusion recently. Hmm.

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The crime didn't matter because he didn't expect to get away with it? Try that in a court room!

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Hey, the police often randomly pick boys up to give them a friendly tour of the station and a ride home! ;)

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You really touched a nerve there.

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And now let’s sprinkle in a little touch of child porn...https://www.theatlantic.com/politic...

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My receptionist's brother who is a cop in the same jurisdiction thinks he heard them talking on the police radio about this cute little perp taking a walk ---to get a pizza---at 11pm at night.

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Hey Virginia-bot, fuck off.

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The problem is that these oligarchs keep thinking the next billion will somehow render them safe. The family histories of dictators, oligarchs, and serial killers all show that the family of origin was an unsafe place. A place without real love for the child as a human being and a lot of physical and emotional abuse with no way of avoiding it or any succor from anyone. So oligarchs keep thinking that because 1 billion doesn’t make them feel safe that 2 billion will, etc and the truth is that the wound is so deep and so unconscious that there is never enough money in the universe that will change the past and make their parents love them truly. And dictators kill and kill and kill because they cannot achieve safety even with unlimited power. Unlimited power cannot change the past, either. Serial killers must act out their trauma also in the endless cycle of hellish desire that the past can be obliterated just as they obliterate their victim. And there we are....how do we change this?

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The O.T. perhaps?(Offtopic Old Testament)Real Estate gone wack. Wotan's deal with the 2 giants (Rheingold)Yahweh's promised acreages around Canan land + Gaza+W.Bank+Golan+Schaba FarmsGilgamesh and Endiku in lands beyond lands.Amatarasu claimng the lost moon after eclipses and monthly wanes.Nero rearranging Rom- sccoring it to harp or fiddle as he burned.Civic pplanning by fire.Roman legions salting Carthage when the slaughter ended.Mulholland moving rivers and mountains for his Realties and developments.Ol Moses (both Robert and Biblical) Shopiing centers anchored byautomobilmania and tankers from the east full of our daily glop.Yup, ol Yeller Scab ranks up there with the ages#45 and his cabal are up there with these griftering champions.In the Land& Greed Hall of Fame .

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I'm sure Trump appreciates your discretion, but really who do you think you are fooling ?

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You steal that off the Margaritaville website? It looks muy familiar...

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It would be tits, yes...

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