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because of her emails! duh.

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or maybe “Traitor Trump! Him we dump!”

(many of our countrymen are fond of shit they can chant)

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feet on the desk, also too

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which reminds me: she wore Beyoncé’s ‘Formation’ dress and murdered all the policemen, because the Obamas hated copshttps://www.theblaze.com/ne...

AND what about that time she dared to make women feel empoweredhttp://www.foxnews.com/opin...

can you imagine Fox News writing such an article about our current first lady? they won’t even recognize the irony of her anti-cyberbullying quest, FFS

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There's nothing quite as galling as a condescending idiot.

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A bark private?

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I blame it on the lack of snow. If you've never asked a stranger to push your car out of an ice rut or snowbank, or give you a jumpstart, or done the same for someone else, you don't understand how we depend on each other. That's why Canada and Scandinavian countries are more socialist and places like Florida and Texas are more... not.

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My personal life coach, Preet Bharara, answered a question about criminal charges on his most recent podcast by saying that he doubts very much Mueller will try to bring criminal charges for a sitting President (which I can spell). There is enough precedent (which I can spell) against doing so that he thinks it would be a distraction and hurdle that could nix the whole endeavor. But civil cases are fair game so he might start there and run a few of those until we can get an impeachment-amenable Congress (or we all die, whichever comes first).

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This is horribly confusing & I really sometimes wonder if Mueller doesn't go home at night & beat his head off a wall while going, "WHY WHY WHY did I agree to this, whyyyy?!"

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And Infowars people think Mueller has waaay overstepped by detaining these oligarchs. These are the SAME people who think people coming into America & seeking asylum should be shot on sight.

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If you're gonna hatefuck, you gotta go Full Lewandowski.

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"All ideology and no plan."

I think that phenomenon should be called "Sanderbation"

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They are also migrating to areas in the developing world and staying. In Trinidad the previous government brought in Chinese contractors to build in the capital. These workers stayed, they brought their wives or intermarried their children have Trinidadian accents they will not be heading back to China. A friend of the family will be going to China to learn acupuncture because everyone is doing it in Trinidad and it's becoming part of our health system.

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somebody needs to draw up a chart. no! not you, Louie!

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Purest Republican bullshittery:

At This Point in His Presidency, Obama’s Biggest Scandal Was Using Dijon Mustardhttps://www.huffingtonpost....

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*I*F* Americans can take back our Congress in November. Otherwise...

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