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meh i don't care about my record (slut!).

yeah i looked at the dem ballot and in cook there's not much i feel compelled to vote for.

thx!

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I think the classic going away gift for someone headed to the big house is a soap-on-a-rope.

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Ironically (I believe I'm using that word correctly - it could the trickest one in the English language) violent and drug criminals are usually convicted for the crime.

White collar crooks almost always serve time for the cover-up after they were indicted.

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dadanarchist:

Not to mention the "neighborhood watch captain" down in Orlando who gunned down an unarmed teenage walking in a gated community and wasn't even arrested at the scene.

It wil come as no surprise to any of our regular viewers that the guy with the gun was white and the victim was Black.

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hey youse out there in cook (or il). can we (libtards) vote republican primary? i think we can, but then can we still vote 'normal' in the general?

cause if we can, tomorrow is last day of early voting and i intend to vote for frothy shitsack as mittbot has called my house FOUR TIMES today and managed to annoy me in a way that i thought was seriously impossible having watched his 'campaign' in excruciating detail since like 2004.

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"we follow the law, and I will begin to do that tomorrow.”

Great ... once he's locked up, and has no choice in the matter, he'll begin to follow the law. Apparently, it still hasn't occured to him that he ought to follow the law under other circumstances.

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Since he's going to jail anyways, he should lead the cops on a chase through Chicago, Blues Brothers style.

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Proving once again, women really don't care about the size of your p-ness.

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this is a teensy bit off topic but state dinner! fashion!

i am so really unbelievably shallow.

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TOP OF THE WORLD, MA!

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About to become a manhole.

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gives a whole new meaning to 'parachute me there'.

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This is good news for Boogaloo Brown.

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He's got a file in his hair.

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Bet he tries to volunteer for canteen. His instincts are uncanny, it's his execution that needs work.

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right? this is too much. i cannot keep up.

i am desolate.

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