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DeVoid's avatar

The fetal tissue was coming right at us!

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Got my 3rd shot and waiting to grow a tail or whatever before they let me go. No ass licking at the Kaiser in Santa Clara. This is Nigel R. Toppinglift, III reporting from the scene.

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Sex should be between a collegiate athlete and his victim, the way god intended!

Han Shot First's avatar

Go home. You win the internet’s!!

marcus816's avatar

Yes, Rod finds butt sechs totally icky! (Yet also intriguing.)

Ωbjectifier's avatar

BRB, heading to the cafeteria for some tossed salad.

Skye Marthaler's avatar

But no comment on the BYU scandal of soaking?!

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Rod has gone to the Old Country Religious Buffet a number of times, and with this eruption may be asked by his brethren to go get a clean plate.

calmclamscanner's avatar

Well, that's a nice lead in...Today is World AIDS Day. I worked in an HIV/AIDS agency in the early - middle 90s. I had a few other things to write but, well, this is golden, so to speak. Volunteer and paid staff have to know about all possibilities of what is broadly described as erotic and sexual pleasure. (Oh the great fun and joy of this part of training.) Please don't further enlighten Rod the Ass as to additional such activities. Or do. I can't imagine his old coot heart could take hearing about fisting.

ohiolibrarian's avatar

We can also call him John Kennedy of LA.

ciaobella's avatar

I’ve never used barriers for oral sex. If I need a dental dam, no thanks. I’d rather lick a rubber chicken.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

From what I've read, all you need for anilingus is a sheet of plastic wrap. Astroglide on one side, saliva on the other.