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The fetal tissue was coming right at us!

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Got my 3rd shot and waiting to grow a tail or whatever before they let me go. No ass licking at the Kaiser in Santa Clara. This is Nigel R. Toppinglift, III reporting from the scene.

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Sex should be between a collegiate athlete and his victim, the way god intended!

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Go home. You win the internet’s!!

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Yes, Rod finds butt sechs totally icky! (Yet also intriguing.)

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BRB, heading to the cafeteria for some tossed salad.

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So-called elites!

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But no comment on the BYU scandal of soaking?!

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Rod has gone to the Old Country Religious Buffet a number of times, and with this eruption may be asked by his brethren to go get a clean plate.

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Well, that's a nice lead in...Today is World AIDS Day. I worked in an HIV/AIDS agency in the early - middle 90s. I had a few other things to write but, well, this is golden, so to speak. Volunteer and paid staff have to know about all possibilities of what is broadly described as erotic and sexual pleasure. (Oh the great fun and joy of this part of training.) Please don't further enlighten Rod the Ass as to additional such activities. Or do. I can't imagine his old coot heart could take hearing about fisting.

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We can also call him John Kennedy of LA.

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I’ve never used barriers for oral sex. If I need a dental dam, no thanks. I’d rather lick a rubber chicken.

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From what I've read, all you need for anilingus is a sheet of plastic wrap. Astroglide on one side, saliva on the other.

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something something dummy thicc

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That's disturbing, but funny.

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Most sardonic comments are ;)

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