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Trip Space-Parasite's avatar

Denial is an important part of the human psyche, don't take that from them!

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Darth Trad's avatar

I knew a bus driver that liked Screwdrivers. He'd turn into a doorknob after about six.

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Darth Trad's avatar

If you haven't done anything then YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR. Right?

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Darth Trad's avatar

Paul? Remember to call home before going inside. What with the old lady being a bit trigger-happy about liberalism getting into the drywall or something.

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Lordpnut's avatar

The answer to this shameful state of affairs is obvious - fire Bill Maher.

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Lordpnut's avatar

Slots? We don't screw slots.

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rtpoeman's avatar

It's in a jar of formaldehyde on his bookshelf.

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Lordpnut's avatar

Some of us scrive on weekends.

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Lordpnut's avatar

My initial reaction to Rand Paul's question was "what the fuck is up with that asshole's hair?"

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CptnEng2311's avatar

If the DOJ has probable cause and the legal authority, why do we care that the citizen in question happens to be the president?

Is it because the only way to rationalize to the faithful, why wire-tapping the president is even a topic of conversation, is that it is part of some nefarious plot?

If you are a conservative, it sure beats having citizens actually concerned that there may be valid reasons for taking such action...

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Red Richmond's avatar

I'm willing to entertain any philosophy that confirms that Rand Paul is a tool.

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SterWonk's avatar

The sharks are in the infrastructure, also too. Because "storm surge".

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phoenix00's avatar

Electrons. So negative.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

From what I've heard, the infrastructure's gone.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

My initial reaction to Rand Paul's question was that it was the result of a guilty conscience, but then I remembered, Rand Paul doesn't have a conscience.

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Mike Steele's avatar

Likewise, Nunes. Rohrbacher and all those other dudes whose treasonous dalliances Ryan. McCarthy, Scalise knew and laughed about BEFORE the 2016 election. Yeah, Rand (and all your R buddies), be afraid...be very afraid...

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